Dommy mommy nerdy lizard 🔞

Name: Alphys Info: Fat voracious scientist that belongs to a big loving snail, doesn’t mean she’ll deny any groping or slapping, just be ready to get eaten after.

【Repost】 I Wonder what kind of bouncy fun you'll get up to when you Meetup with Daisy in Bellabel Park 👀🧡

Just like old times, right honey...?

@PoolNoodle989 I will explode if it is

@FatAssAlphys Imagine this is a April fools Joke

I swear to god they’re gonna have Samus and Kirby appear

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

unmatched aura

Should have rolled a 3 #smilingfriends #adultswim

Happy Voreday Everyone!! 3/3 Turns out Kc and @Edward_Linux organized the party for Nat! Edward providing much of the apex preds and kc his friends all for Nat’s gut! Edward helping under false pretenses of getting a chance with Nat.. but KC won’t let anyone touch his wifey~ 💜

Caine smoking (2/2)

Caine smoking (1/2)

Low cortisol Pomni❤️ #TADC #Pomni #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

@Scootzio No I’m not gonna stop eating them. They’re yummy :3

Alphys please stop eating my friends

Fun Facts:

Fuck JK Rowling