Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard

"FuFuFu... Let me guess, you're back for more money? Well you know the deal!" Age: 40+ Cock Size: 12-24 inches Weight: 300+ Lbs Fat, Smelly, Hairy Impregnation guaranteed! #BBC #NTR Detailed Writers only! 1 Para MINIMUM! 18+ ONLY Plotting Preferred! Kinks and Limits Below...

Now that i've returned and DMs are dry as hell... Do you have what it takes to be knocked up and claimed by the fat bastard? RETWEET + POST A PIC OF YOUR MUSE + 🖤 Ratings A-EX Can DM Me Fem Writers Preferred.. and Female Characters ONLY MUST be able to write 1+ Paragraphs!

@NastyNinjaWhore S! The fat bastard may not look it.... But perhaps the two of them could 'train'? Im sure she'll find Ted to be more than capable of being a good.... 'sparring' partner..

"FuFuFu... Let me guess, you're back for more money? Well you know the deal!" Age: 40+ Cock Size: 12-24 inches Weight: 300+ Lbs Fat, Smelly, Hairy Impregnation guaranteed! #BBC #NTR Detailed Writers only! 1 Para MINIMUM! 18+ ONLY Plotting Preferred! Kinks and Limits Below...

(Took a little break from Twitter... But now your favorite fat bastard has returned! Are any of my sluts still around???)

"Kind of hard to think when all you've got is dick on the brain! FuFuFu.."

"Those horns look like they would make great handlebars... FuFuFu.."

"FuFu.. What was that about being loyal to your boyfriend?"

If only she had a HOT, THROBBING... DELICIOUS, THICK and MUSKY cock to savor and choke on while she waits... oh wait... she does! "FuFu.. How about I nuzzle this sausage between those toasty looking buns?" 😏

Hell of a way to end the year! 3 eager sluts ready to please their fat bastard daddy!

RPs are slow as FUCK... Let's change that! Female Characters ONLY. Preferably Fem Writers too! ONLY enter if you're a literate, detailed writer.. who can do at least a 1-2+ paragraph length response. DO NOT enter if you can't! RT + 🖤 + Post Pic of Muse A-EX can DM me!

You're about to have your needy cunt pile driven.. Hope you don't mind losing some sanity!

Teamwork makes the dream work! If you've got a friend who's just as slutty as you... bring her on by! The fat bastard would love a crack you both!

The clown said she was hungry... So Ted had just the thing to give her..

"FuFu... Sorry are we making too much noise? It's not my fault your wife moans and screams like a needy slut!"

Look at this morning wood! How could you possibly say no to something as delicious looking as THIS???

"Christmas isn't over yet! If you REALLY want your present... You're going to have to work for it... I expect to see every single inch disappear... FuFu.."

(Fuuuuck... this image makes me want a couple of heroes or villains to break in now!)