FatGaming

Do boneless chicken wings come from boneless chickens?

I'm in her ass, like a tapeworm

Have you seen this man?

Yeah man I'm pretty normal

Smell my finger.

Metaphorically speaking? I'm trilping serious balls #Metaphor

What I am about to do has not been approved by the vatican

Do you like it FAT?

Real men never apologize for their mistakes. Real men don't make mistakes. Me? I've never fucked up. I'm fucking awesome, dude.

Eat that ketchup you dirty bitch

Get in, loser! We're doing Butt Stuff!

One time at work i was sp fucking hungry i went and bought two burritos I had one in each hand Dual wielding burrito action Ate it in my car cause i didnt eant witnesses Fattest thing i ever did

I'm like a chocaholic but for alcohol

OH GOD I'M A LEMON

Yo @BarackObama i am your biggest fan can you send me a cool twenty bucks for beer money

Best part about being FAT is that your girl always wants to top lest she be crushed by mounds of FAT rolls #FatAndProud #JustBottomThingz

Tell you what, trufflebutter sounds great till you know what it is

My dick in your mums ass call that shut a beef wellington

I've never been to arbys but i love your mums riast beef sandwich I bring my own horseradish sauce

Fat is like... a state of mind, bro You gotta alter your states You wanna be FAT? The secret is Salvia. A hole lot of Salvia.