Fat Slob Yankees Fan
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Today I announce that I am a Yankees fan going forward. @StevenACohen2 ruined this franchise and has buddy buddied his franchise up with Mamdani whose wife has disrespected my people. The Bronx is where real baseball is played and they honor their fans regardless of religion.

@SellThemSteven No, that’s not how my terms of service work. Women with me, which are very many, are not allowed to even look at other people. Nor do they want to because they are so obsessed with me. But that doesn’t apply for, as they let me see my many other women, not that they had a choice

“And here they are, your NEW. YORK. METS.”

This Weaver-Williams duo is pretty good why hasn’t any team thought to have them both on the same team before?!




Whyyyyyyyyy are you sending!

Imagine letting your teams leader in Pete Alonso go and trying to convince them those who replaced him will make the team better. Bo Bichette: 1 for 14 Jorge Polanco: 1 for 15 Marcus Semien: 2 for 11 Carson Benge: 1 for 10 Combined: 5 for 50

Some Mets fans DESERVE the Wilpons. You never learn. Not with Beltrán. Not with Lindor. Not with Soto. {PS 1 of those 3 is in the Hall of Fame as a Met, the other 2 are likely to join him when it’s all over.} PATHETIC. ASS. “FANS.” #LGM

