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@benseesthings @VaticanNews Under my Holy See, I shall allow Chipotle Hockey BOGO every Monday within Vatican City, Amen.

.@FatherDaboll is considered to be the frontrunner for the Papacy following the death of Pope Francis, per @VaticanNews

@benseesthings @MAYOLUVVER @glamdemon2004 @bms019 DC has a bunch of diverse culinary experiences. Locally owned French inspired eatery Pret A Manger has exquisite handhelds and espresso.

@MAYOLUVVER @glamdemon2004 my gay uncles @bms019 and @FatherDaboll live in DC and happen to love eating at crumbl cookie

me when i only go to the tourist parts of cities i am tourist in: wow this city sure feels like it's made for tourists

Sources: Minnesota Vikings QB Daniel Jones traded to the New York Giants. Minnesota will receive New York’s 2025 first round pick. Per @AdamSchefter #nfl

On Friday, my situationship and her friends landed in Fort Lauderdale to visit her grandmother! She told me she’d be off her phone for a few days to spend quality time with her. Grateful for thoughtful and generous people in my life! ☺️

@BarstoolNate Prioritize people over cars, hell yeah

I love conspiracies that Im being paid by lobbyists to tweet about congestion pricing. No, I just hate cars! Its not political! We should get rid of a ton of cars, make the city more walkable, & replace street parking w outdoor dining and/or dumpsters to make the streets cleaner!

@isaiah_bb Bro doesn’t have one friend

Elon Musk has tweeted 1800 times in the last 6 days.

@benseesthings It’s really fucked up. IP theft is no laughing matter

.@FatherDaboll accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with 100 men in a day.

@FiresideGiants Welcome back goat 🫡

Eli Manning wants to help the Giants find their next franchise quarterback 🥹👍 #Giants100

Breaking: Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has died after watching the @Giants set their future back another half decade. #jimmycarter #giants

@BigGayDingus Love the name

@FatherDaboll National anthem?

Just yelled at my 5 year old cousin for not standing for the pledge of allegiance during #NFLonNetflix. Merry Christmas everyone!

@benseesthings Best Christmas ever!!!😊😊😊

merry christmas @FatherDaboll ❤️ i hope you love it

Lock in fellas #Christmas #CFBPlayoff

@benseesthings @AFpost Finally

@AFpost congrats @FatherDaboll

Homosexuals will be allowed at Saudi Arabia's 2034 World Cup. Follow: @AFpost

The NYPD is like your girl, they say they don’t want attention, but then they do shit like this #luigimanigone

@HairyXans Need

@TalkinGiants We should sign Vikings practice squad qb Daniel Jones, think he could learn the playbook pretty fast

@benseesthings @bms019 @m01a3t Siegel has been groomed for the role for several years. His method acting to prepare began when he got his fishies sucked into his water filter.

.@bms019 is being “heavily considered” to play UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin Luigi Mangione in new HBO series directed by @FatherDaboll - per @m01a3t

@HairyXans @rtwlz Bro’s gonna try to catch Spider-Man next. Going after all the NYC heroes.