Father Jack

@JohnWDWhite What a pair of feckless twats

Geri Horner asks hubby Christian if he wants her to sing a few songs at Red Bull’s end of season party but he says they’ll probably just have a disco

Just found this in me notes……

Wrinkly cleavage #LooseWomen

@RichardSmiiith Where’s Cilla?

“10 pints of Peroni, all paying separately”

Cristiano Ronaldo back in a Manchester United shirt 🔴

@PatriotUk85 ARSE

What da feck!?

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

@Independent I asked them to remove it before he did, utter fecking garbage

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@LBC @NIAbbot You’re asking that now?!

After criticism over Brexit, Covid-19 and now Afghanistan @NIAbbot asks: Is Boris Johnson fit to be Prime Minister?

@mikeparry8 Heard you were onboard too you absolute weapon

Just seen Suranne Jones' new thriller .. VIGIL .. about murder on board a nuclear submarine. Really brilliant but after she joins the sub she admits to taking pills for anxiety and depression .. Shouldn't somebody have checked that out as her bunk is next to 8 nuclear missiles 🧐

@kavit_11 Legoooo @RealRomfordPele

I’d love to see Father Jack and Ray Parlour together on a night out

Just read Chubby Checkers autobiography, amazing twist at the end.

@arghkid HELP MEEE

26 years ago today (21st April 1995), we were first introduced to the residents of Craggy Island, and things were never the same 🙂 I was 12 and honestly don't think I had ever laughed as much in my life. Oh, to be watching it again for first time... #FatherTed

I made chicken bake tonight. Nice not having to cook for a change.

Hi @florencemachine who do you call when your machine breaks down? Mike and the mechanics?