CLAM BURGLAR

Just polished my head

is he stupid? #TomodachiLife

Comedy always has the advantage in these crossovers because the actual answer would be "yes, but only if it was funny"

How it feels to not recognize a single person here.

Shapeshifter

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

Kinda going under the radar but someone caught a video of a sperm whale eating a “relatively intact” giant squid Utterly incredible

30 dollars is worth it for the shot glasses alone

woke up to the red light of doom on in my yard at my septic tank

happy nurse day to her

Ringling brothers and sisters out there, this one’s for you. Stay strong!

the goyim have gone insane

what does this mean

Texture

Thanks to an unbearable Australian children’s book series my kids are obsessed with, I’ve learned of the parlor roller pigeon, an abomination against god that can’t fly as an adult, just “rolls,” by which they really mean “moves forth by violent, paroxysmal outburst”

cars history: sedan hussein

salaryman

Feels great apparently.