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@kabiru_aminu @Abdulhal3m I hope you find these helpful💗 May Allah accept all our prayers Ameen!

i love when a beautiful woman takes art seriously… this makeup is insane

Guys ive genuinely been laughing at damsons fit for the past 10 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭every time i look at it im dead

Now, who was responsible for this jeopardy??!

YOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE ASS INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT FOR YOUR 3 DAY WEDDING 🗣️🗣️

2 hours in and only emma chamberlain has been on theme #metgala

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

“We should teach little girls to aspire to be more than just wives.” One degenerate who lack basic comprehension skills: sO yOu hAtE mArRiaGe? AlL tHeSe FeMiNiStS sEf…

Went for a wedding and the aunties said “Masters or NYSC first?”… no marriage pressure??? oh we are HEALING as a society 😭

If you’re a Muslim and this appears on your timeline, kindly retweet it so it can reach those who may not have completed their ṣalāh today. May this act serve as a reminder and stand as a witness for us on the Day of Qiyaamah.

thank God for technology. I pity the pigeon wey go dey deliver message between me and my babe... na fatigue for kill am mid air

In a room full of people you’ll find me in the corner scrolling through Twitter.😭

I've lost control of all the farm animals 😭😭😭.

i’m at my limit

The quality of humor on this app is unmatched.

Not sure Nigerians in Nigeria know how much trouble we are in.

The feminine urge to call every woman a pet name, “thank you, my love,” “sorry babe,” “okay sweetheart” even if we met 2min ago.

allahumma inni as’aluka a cortisol lowering husband

i have never seen police in other countries wear mofty on duty. nigerian police will wear crazy jeans and tie bandana on duty at night while carrying guns. you can’t even differentiate between police and armed robbers

Me: I believe this boy was set up by whoever sent him to collect the waybill, the same person also informed the police, the way they quickly kpai him shows it’s all planned This is heartbreaking 💔 😭😭😭 “You caught him and tied both hands behind his back, stripped of any chance to defend himself. He wasn’t fighting, he wasn’t running, he was begging. Begging for a chance. Begging you to take him to Sapele, to show you someone, anyone, who could speak for him, who could prove his innocence. But you didn’t listen. You pulled the trigger and ended his voice, his plea, his chance to be heard. THE NEXT ACT MAYBE A gun placed beside his lifeless body. A story is crafted. A label is stamped: “Armed Robber.” Just like that. But tell me… Can a dead man speak? Can a lifeless body defend itself? ” CcHarrison Gwamnishu.

When a policeman tells you, “i’ll kill you and nothing will happen”. Believe him and be scared. That video is the enough proof that he can and they do it regularly, that’s why they can boldly say that to people. The lawlessness in this country nauseates me.