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Parody Sean Payton

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Denver, CO Katılım Ekim 2018
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Not really a huge fan of the "make the worst possible tier maker chart possible to start shit and farm engagement" trend this offseason.
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RJ@phisportfanatic·
Top 10 most overrated players in the NFL: 1. CJ Stroud 2. Brock Purdy 3. DK Metcalf 4. Marvin Harrison Jr 5. Jordan Love 6. Dak Prescott 7. Bo Nix 8. George Pickens 9. Mark Andrews 10. Jordan Addison
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Sayre Bedinger@SayreBedinger·
It would make a ton of sense for the Broncos to add Najee Harris. They need depth at RB, and he's probably going to come cheap/on a one-year deal after an injury last season. Obvious ties on the roster (Surtain, Waddle), could benefit from a year with somewhat limited touches. I personally think the Broncos need a vet to come help the RB room and even push RJ Harvey. Otherwise, they're facing the exact same situation as last year. In the event of a Dobbins injury, do they really trust Harvey, McLaughlin, and Badie? Or Harvey, McLaughlin, Badie, and a rookie? I'm not buying that.
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Waddle will now have plenty of time to box Patrick
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet

Splash: The #Broncos are pulling off a post-free agency blockbuster by trading for #Dolphins star WR Jaylen Waddle, per me and @TomPelissero. Premium draft pick compensation is headed to Miami. The two teams started talking last year at the trade deadline and kept working. Now, a deal.

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ESPN@espn·
Breaking: The Raiders say the Ravens have backed out of the trade agreement for Maxx Crosby, according to a team statement. Las Vegas had initially agreed to trade the five-time Pro-Bowl DE to Baltimore in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks, per @AdamSchefter.
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Breaking: The Raiders are sending QB Geno Smith and a 2026 7th-round pick to the New York Jets in exchange for a 2026 6th-round pick, sources tell @AdamSchefter. Smith returns to the team for which he started his NFL career for in 2013.
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Unlike your other testicle, you're not going anywhere, Uni-nut! I'm actually very glad he's back!
Jordan Schultz@Schultz_Report

Sources: The #Broncos are re-signing LB Alex Singleton to a two year, $15.5M deal. Singleton has been a vital part of the Broncos’ defense and one of the NFL’s best run-stopping ILBs. He had a cancerous testicular tumor removed last season, returned later that month, and continued his strong play.

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Dobbins is cool, great even. But I'm feeling toxic and want to be financially irresponsible by overpaying for someone for the big splash of dopamine as football is still very far away.
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I just wanna feel relevant today. Everyone else is making moves 😭
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