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Justin Langer

@FauxJLanger

Musings of Australia’s coach. Black belt in karate and mental steel. Parody.

Katılım Aralık 2019
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Justin Langer@FauxJLanger·
I have just finished berating our team psychologist for not using the requisite amount of exclamation points in appraising my guts and determination
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India are a handy side but they lack a certain something. Wondering if they’ve tried visualisation and the poetry of Rupert McCall
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Curious declaration from Pat. Can only assume Usman has a whopping carbon footprint
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Like another former captain of this country, I’m afraid to say Aaron Finch is ‘yesterday’s nudes’
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Loving my time in the commentary box so far. Except for Flem’s breath, bloke smell’s like an anchovy’s feet
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14th October 1989. The first time I ever saw Tom Moody in the showers. I think about this every day of my life
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Nothing stirs my loins as an Aussie cricket fan more than crushing countries with a negative GDP
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All these persistent questions are getting tiresome. Once again, for the record, YES I would still run through a brick wall for Steve
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Anyone read my interview denying the rift with Pat? Pretty believable eh?
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A former Aussie cricketer has urged Justin Langer to not air his dirty laundry in public 👀 Full story 👉 bit.ly/3U0Yc8P
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If Nick Hockley thinks I was ‘volatile’ then wait until he sees me after my triple shot almond cap. The fuckers are $7 in Scarborough nowadays
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Looks like another paltry crowd in protest to the unholy discarding of yours truly
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I see Glenn Maxwell has been piss farting around with his footwork again
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Torrential rain predicted for tonight’s final. Nick Hockley’s second major mistake of the year
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Doesn’t matter who wins tonight, nobody will cope with Babar Azam now he’s unlocked the power of mango salads
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Kane Williamson needs answers. Does he have any players who’d run thru a brick wall for him? If Tugga took a shit in the corner and asked me to protect it, I would’ve dug a moat and filled it with piss. New Zealand need to lift
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I’ve always believed the big fella had an ability to speak across cultures. Especially as a god-fearing christian who unfurled some of the most repugnant sledging known to man dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/…
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I’m always in awe of Gilly’s career. The only cricketer I ever played with who never called an opponent a cunt. Fuck knows how he played so many tests tbh
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Not since Dean Jones in Madras has someone endlessly shit the bed like the South African cricket team
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Guy Wood@GuyWood_Rabitoh·
@FauxJLanger Tidal Patterns, the Planet talking to us. You are a higher Power. Thank you.
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Just wrapped up a marathon meditation session, aka a 4 hour facetime listening to Haydos talk about tidal patterns
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