Faux Novick

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Faux Novick

Faux Novick

@FauxNovick

Hey, you elected me. It's your fault.

America's Best Bicycling City Katılım Temmuz 2015
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Happy Halloween everyone! @FakeMayorPDX and I will be trick-or-treating as R2D2 & C3PO. Guess who's who.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Announcement: I will now be taking all meetings from my treehouse.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Oh great. Now @FakeMayorPDX is gonna make me start bike-commuting to work, too. Only if I get a sweet-ass BMX out of the deal, Harlie.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Current status: Hoarding donuts for the inevitable Donut Shortage Riots of 2015.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
I caught the Orange. Now who's got the cure?
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
@FakeMayorPDX That was my evil twin. You know I'd never be caught dead on a bus.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
The @FakeMayorPDX and I are pleased to announce that since it rained today, climate change is officially over. No more worries, folks!
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Of course we didn't cancel the Orange Line fireworks. Things are only a safety hazard if @FakeMayorPDX & I say they are.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Whew. At last all these meddling bridge pedalers have gotten back in their SUVs and driven home to the suburbs, as nature intended.
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Faux Novick@FauxNovick·
Why are all these bridges closed to real traffic? I don't remember approving this!
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