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@AlexxaUSA_First @GovNedLamont @GovPritzker @UConnWBB @UConnMBB @PEZCandyUSA Probably bc it sucks. Truth stings... Should have just claimed Hersey... Illinoisans cant even locate your shit state on a map of relevant US states.

@GovNedLamont @GovPritzker @UConnWBB @UConnMBB @PEZCandyUSA Isn't Pez candy leaving Connecticut for good reasons.

Challenge accepted @GovPritzker. We have a busy weekend ahead watching @UConnWBB & @UConnMBB. But I’ll put two CT originals on the line — New Haven pizza and @PEZCandyUSA CT is ready! 🔵⚪️🏀

@CoachNickerson @GovNedLamont @GovPritzker @UConnWBB @UConnMBB @PEZCandyUSA Jesus, turn it off once in a while bro. Your wife's face is almost unrecognizable these days.

@GovNedLamont @GovPritzker @UConnWBB @UConnMBB @PEZCandyUSA Unfortunately paid for by the CT taxpayer. Do us all a favor…loser has to quit being governor

@GovNedLamont @GovPritzker @UConnWBB @UConnMBB @PEZCandyUSA NH pie or beef from Chi... you may not see it, but thats a tough ass decision.

@GovPritzker @GovNedLamont @IlliniMBB @ElisCheesecake @17thstreetbbq Would have been a lot cooler if you'd taken the time to even Google the best spots in Champaign and use them as your collateral. Since, you know, these are the Chicago Illini... Regardless, keep up the good fight JB. Bailey is just Fat Rauner with a red hat on. Cult member #9

It’s on, @GovNedLamont.   I’m all in on our @IlliniMBB – and I’m ready to bet some of Illinois’ own @ElisCheesecake and @17thstreetbbq.   I-L-L!

@BuriedTreys Wtf, holy Bible... im not reading that bullshit. You haven't watched the Illini at all if you think their pace is grandma or whatever pedestrian simile you attached in that first line. Bro, in short, you dont know ball.

Illinois / UCONN Both these teams rank outside the Top 330 in Average Offensive Possession Length, so expect tempo akin to your grandmother and her bingo friends doing walker races down the retirement home hallway. They’re also two of the best teams in the country at leveraging their spacing and shot gravity while still utilizing elite post threats within the scope of their concepts. How they accomplish those things offensively is completely different. Same thing on the defensive end with comparable foundational concepts but much different execution Now the obvious. Yes, these teams played earlier in the year. Typically, we would tend to value that to some extent, but thankfully, @matthewwinick laid out just HOW different rotationally that matchup was compared to where we are with these teams today. Keaton Wagler hadn't gotten the keys to the car yet, Tarris/Mullins were working back from injury, and UCONN grabbed 35% of their misses while Illinois shot under 21% from 3. Honestly, just chuck that game to the wind Credit to Hurley and staff, UCONN paved the way to a 2H comeback in the E8 thanks to a mid-game adjustment that looked to take away Duke’s ancillary players while taking their chances with Cam straight up. In the 1H, Cayden Boozer was quite literally statistically perfect, Sarr got a couple 3’s down, and Evans mixed in a handful of points, but all 3 of them combined had 6 points in the 2H after 26 in the 1H. Duke is also a much more helio-centric offense that is heavily reliant on one guy to do a lot of work (esp. w/ Foster at <100%), so you can get away with trying to play that game in that type of matchup, especially if you trust your post defense in that 1-on-1. Illinois is much tougher to do that against given the balanced shot/usage distribution throughout that lineup. While these teams look to stress defenses with their spacing, UCONN does most of their damage away from the ball while Illinois is your typical ball screen-driven attack. For all the tempo concerns in this game, these offenses do actually have paths to efficiency on both sides. While Illinois is ELITE in post-up defense given their frontline size, Tarris has now absolutely chewed through Duke & Sparty, two similarly massive frontcourts who deny the rim, in the last 2 games. For all the concerns UCONN will have defending Illinois' booty ball, the Illini will have similar issues with those bigs chasing guys through screens all game Which brings me to the 4-spot. You have one helluva push-pull at the PF position in this game. And it’s rare for me to focus on an individual matchup that doesn’t involve POA point guards or centers playing in non-rotation-based defenses. It’s too easy to force switches via ball screens or off-actions for scout-conscious coaches in 2026. But for every advantage that Mirkovic will have backing into the post on smaller bodies will be the same advantage UCONN has forcing those lumbering bigs to guard in space, which they don't see much of in the B10. Piggybacking on that last sentence, there are surprisingly few B10 offenses that are heavily driven via off-ball screening actions to free up shooters. A lot of that likely has to do with the ridiculous amount of point guard talent in the conference who can create on the ball, but that also means Illinois hasn’t seen a ton of UCONN’s style this year. Look at their run in the tournament. Houston, Iowa, and VCU are all offenses who operate massively on-the-ball through their lead guards. This is much different. One team that does do a ton away from the ball in the B10? A Nebraska offense who beat Illinois in Champaigne and led by as much as 7 partway into the 2H before the Illini size & shotmaking eventually took over. Small sample obviously but it does speak to some of Illinois’ potential issues defending away from the ball with their size. Onto the defensive side. As I alluded to, both of these teams tend to go about things in different ways, even if they’re both heavily antically minded units that try to funnel opponents into difficult midrange shots off the bounce. The reason I loved Illinois over Houston offensively had to do with their ability to avoid turnovers, space the floor, and have multiple on-ball operators to play through at any point of the shot clock. While UCONN’s hard hedge is obviously not as aggressive as Houston’s, it’s still a similar-looking coverage that Illinois has POUNDED all year. As soon as you have to even show your big, much less commit him to a double team, Illinois is already tall enough to pass over swarming defenders, everyone other than Stoj is a REAL 3P threat, and so they tend to turn that gameplan against opponents more often than not (and in some spots, in a MAJOR way). When you look at Illinois defensively, if Bama was literally the tallest team in the country per KP, they would be Illinois. Illinois is DEAD LAST nationally forcing turnovers, opting for less aggressive closeouts in lieu of being able to send their elite positional length to the glass in numbers. Underwood has always had elite Defensive 3PRate marks throughout his career, but with this bigger lineup, they have pivoted to being more gap-conscious than in years prior, opting for forcing defenders to hit perimeter shots over their positional length. Now look at UCONN. There are two teams that tended to fare best against them, especially defensively, and that was the two teams in the Big East who heat up the ball most in Seton Hall & St. John’s. Illinois is not just the ‘opposite’ of that in a hyperbolic sense, but they are quite literally the furthest D1 data point away from that. I tend to think if you don’t make this UCONN offense uncomfortable, and you let them run their stuff throughout the entire shot clock, on top of having questions with how you switch your bigs away from the ball…that most certainly sets up well for the Huskies offensively Looking at more individual stuff, the Silas Demary injury status has now reached genuine level of concern. Malachi Smith is more than formidable as a backup point guard for an elite team, especially with the way he can initiate offense for himself and others on the ball. It’s difficult not to look at his recent production and say that the additional minuteload at the expense of Demary’s ankle has been somewhat of a blessing. I also tend to not buy that as much when UCONN offensively is heavily driven off the ball, Smith is probably the worst defender on the team, and fully healthy Demary conversely may be one of the better POA defenders in the country at his size and physicality. MAYBE the extra couple day turnaround helps. Tend to think it can’t hurt, and that his minutes cannot really be any lower than the past couple games with how horribly he’s played in a couple spots. But they will NEED Demary defensively against the 3-headed ball screen monster of Illinois I probably buried one of the leads a tad here. But Tarris Reed is likely MVP of the tournament at this point. If you told me an outlandish lie like his mother was a Russian ballerina, I may even buy it with some of the footwork that wagon has displayed, not just in this tournament, but all year as well…when he hasn’t fouled. I won’t rehash all the Tarris Reed foul concern worries of previous tweets, but they all still very much exist. And even though he only lost a couple minutes at the end of the 1H in the Duke game due to semi-foul trouble, that doesn’t mean he has cured those issues. But enough of that. I tend to bet that players won’t foul while still accounting for the fact that they could by utilizing stuff like ‘alts at smaller stakes'. If he doesn't foul, he has 20pt upside, but it's tougher to factor edge on a median outcome when the range is so wide. Tend to think Karaban/Mirk are in pretty favorable prop spots given the matchups, but AK hasn't inspired a ton of confidence and the shotmaking has been up and down for a lot of the year. Should get his perimeter looks but it comes down to efficiency, which I think could be better-than-usual with the potential for high-quality Catch & Shoot 3s vs that Illinois defense. Karaban also probably is forced into a bit more usage (esp. if Tarris fouls or struggles) if Demary is still <100% like I think he is One of these Illinois guards is likely going to eat. Underwood is going to find a mismatch he likes and go to it over, and over, and over, and over again. It's just hard to guess which one it will be, although Boswell has certainly taken a backseat in the usage department during the postseason, so I tend to lean Wagler/Stoj. That being said, if Malachi Smith is still splitting point guard minutes with Demary, Boswell can stuff him in a locker physically. Wagler/Stoj will draw pretty soft individual matchups no matter who UCONN throws on them. Probably prefer Wagler over Stoj given Stoj can be much more feast-or-famine in games compared to KW's consistency

@Illinifan05 Would you suck it? Yeah, we mean his. The orange one.

I would do almost anything in the world for Illinois to win the natty this year

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@SageWise1881 @realMaalouf All in the name of Jesus... or your thirst to kill... whichever pops in your head first when the cameras show up right?

@realMaalouf Some day the 🦁 that represents all other religions will be over being poked, mocked & slaughtered by islam & the great feast will ensue. There will be no mercy & forgiveness was betrayed 1400 years ago. When that day comes there will be no rest, no quarter & no fks given.🎯

In Bangladesh, a Christian woman confronted a mob of hundreds of radical Muslims with a sword to protect her home and son as they pelted her with stones. Exceptional bravery.

@RyanDLeaf Ok boomer

14 years ago today I awoke on the floor of a jail cell. No hope of a peaceful or unchaotic life, rather, no life at all. Today, I get to remind myself that you can’t change the past, you can ALWAYS start over and change your future. I’m the luckiest man in the world! #soberlife

@GmingClipz @nickbateman33 What an absolute amateur take, Nick. Thanks for letting us know Hurley attracts troglodytes as well... imagine feeling good bc you won a game 4 months ago. Lol absolute loser take

@nickbateman33 Good luck, buddy. Don't forget other months exist ❤️

Final 4 score predictions Michigan 81 Arizona 80 - game of the century Illinois 76 UConn 63 - feel extremely confident Illinois will win comfortably

Republicans, stay off the internet on 4/1... you already cant decipher truth and logic from non-April-Fools memes...

@tworingsbaldy @TheOskeePowWow It left with your coach and his meth problem. But tell him to try headbutting someone his own size next time... or a clown, one of his own kind.

@TheOskeePowWow You scared? You’re favored. Where’s all that swag and confidence you brought in 24?

BREAKING: Keaton Wagler has announced that he will sit out the remainder of the NCAA Tournament as he prepares for the NBA Draft. #illini

@TheOskeePowWow @WrightRealtor1 Actually solid approach on that. Hurley is a wacko... 20 yrs from now agents will find the bodies he's got under his house.

@WrightRealtor1 I refuse to give them any bulletin board material.

@takhtehchianmd He aint no Wagler... he ain't no Balkan bro... we can do better.

Illinois already cashing in on the Final 4 In recruiting Bro holding the South Region Trophy On his official

@Mets @SNYtv @keithhernandez you bum, you got fired from STL and they immediately started winning Central titles. Lol stay salty with that nasty ass 70s stash. You belong in the garbage alleys in Chicago... where Augie sent you.

@Mets @SNYtv your b-cast team is hilariously biased. Especially love the loser on the mic who got fired from STL only to go to Chi and watch the Cards claim 2 titles without him. He seems very salty. And the dugout guy is definitely touching children off the clock.

@okaycoolbool @TheConnorPils You must have missed the game btwn these two in season... lol

@TheConnorPils This will be a big reason why Iowa blows them out tonight. No discipline. They live off the hype. Mans don’t live off the hype. Real ting aye

“I would k*ll myself probably” “I just dunked the sh*t outta that mfer” “We didn’t come here to get b*tched” This team is locked in on the court and loose as can be off of it — and their chemistry is a big reason why they’re still dancing. Maybe my favorite Illini team ever.

@BandoPretzel Let's give some love then to Manuals coach for the bow tie and dress shirt.

I love that the head coach from East St. Louis is coaching in suit and tie. I wish more coaches would get back to this example for big-time hoops games. #respectthegame

@NestoHoops Imagine lobbying to move your kids title game to the arena of some habitual doormats like DePaul.

This 4A session would be sold out at Wintrust. 🏀 🏀

@msiggy05 @empoweru2 @Darin1450 Oh nvm Michael. Now it makes sense. Youre a Bluegirl. Man Carthage folks are insufferable at times. Its not our fault you all chose rural life and fewer resources and amenities. QNDs kids did nothing wrong. You want to degrade them. Real class man.

@empoweru2 @Darin1450 You have a sophomore whose parents live in Iowa, where he lived till his freshman year. He made a post about transferring to QND. Girls team has Missouri players

39,000 and 111,000 The population of the cities that the 2A Boys Basketball teams come from. I totally understand it's enrollment of the school but this is not in the spirit of 2A Basketball. Im not sure the population of the Sangamo conference cities add up to 39,000. LOL