The Guy in the Chair

@OneBadDude_ Look at all these THUGS trying to assault her

You can either be bullied, or you can stand up for yourself. Sophie Cunningham is a great example of those who defend themselves. Be like Sophie Cunningham 💪

@midwestern_ope I can smell this basement in my mind

The Midwestern church basement

@RobKuhn_ The way God intended

Two packs of cigs and a beer on the table The best ending to a poker tournament ever

@Zbando17 @BaseballQuotes1 Freezing my PATOOTIE off to watch this shit!

@BaseballQuotes1 TOO MANY THROWS!! Take a lap!! @Fay_Getz

It is an actual miracle that nobody got out here

@RedsDaily4 Angel Hernandez would be getting absolutely cooked lmao

C.B. Bucknor could be the worst to ever do it. Through eight innings, the Reds are 5 for 5 on challenges against him.

@Acyn It’s called humor

Trump: I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better. I hate guys that are very, very successful and you have to listen to their success stories. I like people that like to listen to my success.

@FastbreakHoops5 The $25K is free. Everything else is pure gambling

One shot to secure the bag. Who you taking? 💰

@BenVerlander This shit got old like 4 years ago

This is awesome. Edwin Diaz makes his first appearance at Dodger Stadium with an actual trumpet playing for him as he comes in for the 9th.

@OleTimeHardball Tsuyoshi Nishioka

Who is your all-time favorite Minnesota Twins player? 1. Harmon Killebrew 2. Rod Carew 3. Kirby Puckett 4. Rico Carty 5. Gary Gaetti 6. Kent Hrbek 7. Chuck Knoblauch 8. Joe Mauer 9. Byron Buxton 10. Write in a player

@MboneHD Retard treats opening day like a World Series game

The Cubs lose the Season Opener😭

@TotalProSports Elway by far

Who is the worst QB here?

@TheodoreTollef1 Sweet, I can give pussy Frey the middle finger as I walk in

The #MNTwins have announced their pre-game festivities for the home opener next Friday. Each gate will have a current or former Twin welcoming in fans, except for Gate 34, which has members of the Puckett family and Mayor Jacob Frey.

@InternetH0F Jesus Christ dude move on

For ten years, an elderly man listened to a voicemail from his late wife every single day. When it was accidentally deleted, eleven engineers spent three days working nonstop to recover it

@WillRagatz If you wanna bet Over 79.5 wins I’ll give you +300 on that

#MNTwins 2026 predictions Record: 80-82 MVP: Byron Buxton Breakouts: Luke Keaschall, Mick Abel ROY: Gabriel Gonzalez I think this team will surprise people. Playoffs are a big ask with their bullpen, but they'll hang around the wild card race into September.

@Zbando17 @Rightanglenews LMAO. What a patriot!

@Rightanglenews True American hero @Fay_Getz

BREAKING - A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral after hiring a roofing company she knew employed illegals, only to call ICE after the job was completed, with agents arriving on scene and arresting six Guatemalan illegals working on the crew.

@joeroganhq I prefer Al Bundy. Ed O’Neill is a woke retard

Actor Ed O’Neill: "You would never listen to a guy like Trump in those earlier years in Youngstown. Nobody would... They’d just laugh at him, you know for being such an arrogant liar. A guy who never really worked hard in his life."

@TheDailyHPotter Black Snape? Fuck off

The actors from the Harry Potter films are passing the baton to the new actors of the HBO series 🎭

@legit_scumbag Alpha

I've never had a girlfriend or a job and I live with my parents 😢 I'm 33

@BaseballQuotes1 Far far away from the THUGS downtown. Love Wrigley Field

there's something so beautiful about a ballpark being in the middle of a neighborhood Wrigley Field is the absolute best

@1ssve It’s true. Try being a truck driver

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.