JEFF THE KILLER ▄▀ ;; 🔪🩸

oh hi :p *shakes my huge jiggly dogcheeks*

⠀ She's always struggling because of her Niijim𝙰𝚂𝚂, but she also knows that the 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁 loves hearing it. ⠀

⠀⠀ ❝ 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒆.ᐟ 𝑸𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝑼𝒏𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑴𝒆 . . .❞ ⠀⠀ 👑 Extremely 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 Royalty 💕 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐲 from Head to Toe 🍑 Biggest 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐤 in the Kingdom⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Mightttttt change muse //

‍ Camping the night with her could be the worst mistake you ever made, especially when she decides to cook . . . All that greasy gamey meat does unholy things to her stomach and hylia save you if she throws in some monster parts for ‘ Flavor’. . . ‍

☢️ 🌊𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐒🌊 ☢️ -𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 (𝐃𝐒 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧) -𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 -𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝐀𝐬𝐬 -𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲

"𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝙣𝙤 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯!" 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑆𝑙𝑢𝑡 𝗝𝗨𝗡𝗢 🌑[#OWRP]💫 ✨️[#NSFWRP]🌎

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 ( #LEWDRP )

Yes .. his bottom is constantly damp after missions, yes its sweat— .. SWAMPY?! HOW DARE YOU. 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑴❗️❗️

𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜 𝑇𝑜𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑖 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑜𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑝 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐹𝑎𝑡 𝐴𝑆𝑆 !! 𝐵𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑚 & 𝐺𝑎𝑦

⠀⠀ “ 𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐒 — .ᐣ 𝐈 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝑷𝑾𝑵𝑬𝑫 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐒 .ᐟ “ ────────────── #FARTRP ~ 💕 ~ #OWRP ⠀⠀

ugh, these nasty garlic morning farts … so nasty and damp…~

𝐑𝐲𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐢, 𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑫𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝑺𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓.

⠀ he’s been caught … ⠀

ᅠ ᅠ 「☁️」 ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠdisappearing from the ᅠprecinct , turning off her ᅠin unit GPS so her fellow ᅠofficers have no clue ᅠwhere she is .ᐟ ～ ᅠshe must be in ᅠmajor trouble .ᐟ ～ ᅠ

Zelda invited @UnbeatableGas over his castle to enjoy a wonderful meal made by his royal chefs and have a chat about what the two of them have been up to lately. Though the food his chefs made hasn’t necessarily been agreeing with their stomach, and now his dining room reeks. +

‍ — The aftermath of having exactly 1 glass of milk .

"𝓙𝓤𝓢𝓣 𝓒𝓤𝓜 𝓐𝓛𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓓𝓨! ~" -𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓼𝓾𝓴𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓫𝓲𝓻𝓪 -𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓽𝓸𝓹 -𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓴𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓼𝓼 -𝓪 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓵 #nsfwrp. #lewdrp

ㅤ looks left .. looks right .. . . . .. 𝒁𝒁𝒁𝒁𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑷𝑷 .ᐟ ㅤ ㅤ