Richard Greenwood

@Blue__Bert @ManCityWomen @ManCity @BarclaysWSL Been to many of their matches Christian?

@ManCityWomen @ManCity @BarclaysWSL GET IN CHAMPS 🥳🥳🥳🥳

WSL CHAMPIONS! 🏆🩵

@ThomFeeney @chriscurleyman

The problem with all the Rochdale v York videos is just when you think you’ve seen every angle, you spot A ROCHDALE FAN EMPTYING THEIR DEAD LOVED ONE’S ASHES ON THE CENTRE SPOT WHILE CELEBRATING THEIR ‘WINNER’ 😮

@Blue__Bert Amen brother x

Two days of fine FINE weather coinciding with two days annual leave - it's been soooo good. And tomorrow, it turns to shit once again. Sigh. #TheWeather #Pinting

@Blue__Bert Big Meekz. How many times did they talk about him bursting on to the scene today...

Still watching Sky Sports and I'm back to that place of wanting to Kung foo the telly - Jamie Carragher (🤮) and now Micah PRickchards (🖕) are awful to listen too - just jockeys for their own clubs, at least Keane talks fairly

What a lovely HATE WATCH half that was It won't last ofc, they'll find a way, but that was great for the belly laughs 🫠

@henrywinter Very well put

Talk of Bruno Fernandes being sold to Saudi always sounded strange. Manchester United wouldn’t countenance it, they couldn’t countenance it, Fernandes is their captain and most important player. He’s a fighter for the cause, and United don’t have many. He gives United fans hope that somebody is trying to turn the tide. You couldn’t put a price on what Fernandes is worth to United. Fernandes may be over-emotional at times, moaning at officials, but he cares. He takes responsibility in pressure moments like the pen against Burnley, rescued United from more brutal headlines, and saved Ruben Amorim from another painful inquest. Talk to anyone at United and they’ll tell you that Fernandes cares about the team and cares about the club. He helps people out behind the scenes. United need more people like Fernandes not fewer. The desert can wait #MUFC

@Blue__Bert Not quite yet Blue

Oooopsie And there goes the cup winning cash that would change everything 💸💸💸

@Blue__Bert Not a free kick imho

Lol Proper City that. First corner and it’s in

@Blue__Bert Here she is

Long day at the slog made the torturous trip home a breeze listening to City ‘score’ at the NFL Stadium, and the game being interrupted with hilarity coming from OT It’ll have all gone to shit by FT no doubt - but I have faith 🙌

@Blue__Bert Laughing 'stock'...

Souper 😂

@Blue__Bert As match reports go that's a good un. Hope your Pierre Cardin ski jacket didn't get too soaked in Asahi bro.

Back home. Weather was shite. On the spiral with a fresh pint, and a gust blew in that hard it took 10% of it and deposited up my arm whilst simultaneously decanting my readers from the top of my noggin 😳 End of match report.

@Blue__Bert Boo Hoo

Different rules for the teams in red…… #EVEMUN

@Blue__Bert Far more eloquent

And, after being largely anonymous all evening, plus doing nothing extraordinary in bagging the winner, is doing interviews The next Harry Kane has arrived urgh

@Benny_Blancooo @KieranMaguire It's hardly a new thing.

This is absolutely bang on from @KieranMaguire “Football clubs are now tourist attractions” “Clubs are slowly trying to squeeze people out, reduce the number of ST holders, take away concessions for kids, make it more difficult if you’re a senior fan”

@Blue__Bert The heady aroma of fried onions, boddies bitter and some of the smelliest farts known to man. Welcome to the Kippax.

@Faze7 😂😂😍 And so could’ve his son - still remember you manically shaking the crowd barriers whilst baying for Swales departure 😆 Simpler times

I remember this like it was yesterday. Even had my United mates come to the games just for the lols of protesting #ForwardWithFranny

@Blue__Bert 🥹

All in for Onana trying to grab 2 yards of pitch advantage whilst spunking a whole closing minute right up the wall, for nothing 🫠😂😂 Thanks for the giggles 🫶

@Blue__Bert No wonder Pep was apoplectic. 🤯 game's gone.

@Faze7 Update: now neither think it’s a yellow (welcome to City refs - it’s a definite phenomenon)

Michael Brown on the City App not having that sending off? Apparently completely the wrong call