FC Of Stourbridge Junction
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FC Of Stourbridge Junction
@FcJunction
Georges sidekick at work and stalked by Gwinny the Street Mugger ( not my cat) at home
Katılım Ağustos 2021
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No sign of the Garden Gremlin.
Milk offerings have been left out in the hope that the tiny orange menace will eventually emerge from whichever hedge, shed, flowerpot or neighbour’s patio furniture he is currently haunting.
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Gwinny has begun the evening bellyaching operations approximately 47 minutes before teatime.
Tonight’s menu apparently isn’t arriving quickly enough for His Royal Gremlinness.
Please keep him in your thoughts during this difficult time.
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Waiting at the doorstep acting like he’s been abandoned there since midnight… when it’s painfully obvious he’s only just rolled out of bed.
And now he’s having steak for breakfast.
I really hope Gwinny doesn’t think this is becoming part of the daily service.
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Milkism of the Day:
A highly motivated milk enthusiast disguised as a garden cat.
#CatsOfTwitter
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@FcJunction Aaaawwwww spoilt and indulged just like this little Boy...he was a stray & adopted me last June...so I made him an apartment with an igloo & 3 self heating mats...xxxx Food served twice a day to his liking bless him...He has trippled in size since adopting me...xxx 🐾🐈⬛🫂🫶💖🥳🌞
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I really should rename this account “Come Dine with Gwinn” because 97% of my content is just a ginger street-mugging gremlin aggressively filling his pie hole.
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Turns up as he pleases, demands a meaty tube of yoghurty happiness to accompany breakfast
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Milkism of the Day:
An independent milk consultant with no formal qualifications.
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Milkism of the Day:
The garden remains under constant milk surveillance.
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He was waiting at the back door. He doesn’t knock with his paw, but rather shouts to make his presence known
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Milkism of the Day:
A little soul with very loud dairy intentions.
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