FC Of Stourbridge Junction

@MikeWhi29270353 @TheStourbridge It is x

@TheStourbridge Is that a self-brushing post ?

I’ve waited all week for Leftover Roast Potato, Chicken & Gravy Day… Don’t make me fill in an incident report. What’s your favourite part of a Sunday roast?

@WabbitWizzdom @TheStourbridge Ha ha

@TheStourbridge Kawwots!! 🥕 🥕 and 🥕

Oh Gwinny!!!!!

Triple delight as I am late Including @marksandspencer chicken for the marmalade one

Gwinny doesn’t seem to understand the concept of a Sunday lie-in. At 4:45am he was already outside, loudly explaining that breakfast was running terribly late.

Gwin- you’re on mute No, he is just focused on milk

After missing his bedtime milk last night, Gwinny turned up this morning with the sort of determination usually reserved for tax collectors. Breakfast and breakfast milk were accepted as suitable compensation.

Street Mugger Update: He arrived loudly. He complained loudly. He ate quietly. Balance has now been restored to the universe.

The Street Mugger has accepted chicken as legal tender today

The neighbours see a cat. Gwinny sees himself as Head of Outdoor Catering Quality Assurance.

@ashinomakionsen @TheStourbridge ♥️

おはようございます♪ 駅員見習い「そらくん」、就任後初めて１匹での列車のお見送りに成功しました♪

polite orange opportunist with a voice, a routine and absolutely no shame.

Sir Mugsalot. The kitchen has received your very persuasive complaint regarding empty bowls.

The breakfast bowl is now empty. Coincidentally, so is Gwinny’s memory of ever being fed.

A tiny orange extrovert with a deep emotional investment in the evening milk service.

Welcome, Sir Meows-a-Lot. I assume this is another emergency involving an allegedly empty tummy.

The tiny orange food inspector has completed today’s quality assurance checks. Five stars. Would eat again.

A charming little garden goblin with conversational skills and extremely specific priorities.

Gwinny would like everyone to know he has never been fed before in his entire life. Please ignore all evidence to the contrary.

Gwinny firmly believes the early bird gets the sausages… and everyone else should wake up to witness it.