Oluwafemi Michael

Let’s assume my name is Daniel and my child's name is Zenith. How do you want to trace the identity of someone bearing the name Daniel Zenith to a particular region in Nigeria? A surname is the only name that still keeps our identity.

@B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @premierleague I want to become assistant captain

how can I assist you? ☕

1 goal, 1 Assist for Bruno 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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When it comes romantic affairs between men and women. Women have short memories over the things that make them happy. And long memories over the things that make them angry. If you like, give her your kidney. If that kidney stops functioning, she'll ask for the second kidney. If you refuse.... "What have you ever done for me?" End.

@jon_d_doe Connect with a lady who has already used a vibrator? Did you even read where she said she got it from a friend? Can you imagine what conversation they could have been having before she decided to buy it from her friend? The kind of friends she has influenced her decisions too.

This one wan fuck. Imagination don wound am. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@tok_231 @Letter_to_Jack For real?

@FeMike8 @Letter_to_Jack I can fix it for you.

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@PrinceKiah__ @Letter_to_Jack Infinix

@FeMike8 @Letter_to_Jack This is a Xiaomi?

@BardeIdi2 @Letter_to_Jack Bro😅😅😅

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@_mide0 @Letter_to_Jack Information they asked me to provide 😭

@FeMike8 @Letter_to_Jack Infinix ? Just find your way to a Carlcare center.

Education Challenge: Not Funding but failure of leadership and Accountability. The recent comments made by the Minister of Education are quite alarming. Despite receiving nearly 80% of educational donor funding over the last ten years, the North-West and North-East regions still show the lowest literacy and numeracy rates in Nigeria. This issue goes beyond just a lack of funding; it highlights failures in leadership, accountability, and governance. Financial resources alone do not guarantee proper education. What truly makes a difference in education is the responsible and transparent management of these funds, aimed at achieving tangible results and a genuine commitment to developing human capital. We cannot continue to commend government budgets, donor contributions, and various intervention programs while millions of children in Nigeria still lack basic reading and writing skills, which are essential for thriving in today's world. The real tragedy lies not just in the numbers, but in the lost potential of countless children whose futures are being compromised by systemic inefficiency and corruption. Nigeria’s most valuable asset is not its oil, politics, or propaganda. It resides in the human capital of our youth. A country that overlooks education is essentially setting itself up for cycles of poverty, insecurity, unemployment, and instability in the future. The Minister’s statement should prompt a national dialogue on how public funds and donor contributions are utilised. Every kobo spent on education must lead to clear improvements in literacy rates, school enrollment, teacher performance, and overall learning outcomes. Anything less is unacceptable. Countries that have developed successfully, or are on the fast track to development, have made substantial investments in education. Nations like China, India, Indonesia, Vietnam, and Bangladesh have recognised the invaluable impact of education on progress and growth. Now, Nigeria must transition from mere discussions about education to achieving real outcomes. We need to construct schools, train teachers, modernise educational systems, enhance monitoring processes, and ensure every intervention directly benefits the children it is meant to serve, rather than being siphoned off by political intermediaries and bureaucratic systems. A nation’s progress is closely linked to the quality of its education system. A brighter future for Nigeria is achievable! -PO

@paulinho_chase Sorry for that boss😁

I cleaned a dataset for 2 hours just to realize the headers were inconsistent 😭

Excited to share my completed HR Analytics Dashboard Project as part of the 30 Days Data Analytics Challenge ongoing with @vking9727 Over the past few days, I worked on transforming raw HR datasets into interactive and business-driven dashboards using Microsoft Excel.

Once a man has married you, he assumes that he married a virgin. Once a man has become your boyfriend, he assumes that he met you as a virgin. His mind has deliberately erased whatever sexual relationships you had in the past. Should he divorce you or break up with you, and you have gone ahead to sleep with other men (and he's aware), he will never go back to "default" settings. Do not go back to him, even if he is claiming that he still loves you or he's begging you to return. He'll not see you as the same even if he pretends to. Keep moving forward and don't look back. Except you too just miss his dick and you want to taste it again for old time sake. But as for relationship or going back to being his wife? Don't do it. End.

Please read the conversation that I had with a divorced woman. Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇.

I have phased through multiple degrees. When it comes to academic prowess, I say it with pride - I am comfortably marked in the 1% but this is the most anxious I have ever been. Everyone around me keeps failing. "My name is SALAKO and I am solid" is actually not a meme.