Zombie Hunter

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Zombie Hunter

Zombie Hunter

@FearAndZombies

I was, after all, a professional journalist; so I had an obligation to cover the story for good or ill.

Denver CO Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
Zombie Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious–watching the road, driving our Great Red Rhino along at a hundred and ten or so.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
There was no sound from the back seat.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
Maybe I’d better have a chat with the boy, I thought. Perhaps if I explain things, he’ll rest easy.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
Of course. I leaned around in the seat and gave him a fine big smile… admiring the shape of his skull.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
He stared at me, not blinking. Was he gritting his teeth? “Can you hear me?” I yelled. He nodded.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
“That’s good,” I said. “Because I want you to know that we’re on our way to Denver to find the Living Dead.”
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
I smiled. “That's why we rented this tank. It was the only way to do it. Can you grasp that?”
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
He nodded again, but his eyes were nervous. “I want you to have some background,” I said.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
“Because this is a very ominous assignment–with overtones of extreme personal danger… Hell, I forgot all about the guns; you want one?”
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
Hell, I forgot all about the guns; you want one?” He shook his head. “How about some virus?” I said. “What?”
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
“Never mind. Let’s get right to the heart of this. You see, about twenty-four hours ago we were sitting in a hash bar at the Paris Hilton-
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
-and we were just sitting there under a palm tree when this uniformed dwarf came up to me with a pink telephone and said,
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
‘This must be the call you’ve been waiting for all this time, sir.’”
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
I laughed and shot off a round that ejected a shell into the back seat while I kept talking.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
“And you know, he was right! I’d been expecting that call, but didn’t know who it would come from. Do you follow me?”
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
The boy’s face was a mask of pure fear and bewilderment.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
I blundered on: "I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney! He's not just some dingbat I found in the Zone.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
Shit, look at him! He doesn't look like you or me, right? That's because he's a foreigner. I think he's probably Somoan.
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Zombie Hunter@FearAndZombies·
But it doesn't matter, does it? Are you prejudiced?" "Oh, hell no!" he blurted.
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