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iFunny and whatnot. . . .

Katılım Mart 2022
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りょーいち
りょーいち@159762Rs·
BBQ in JAPAN 彼らはカントリーボーイ
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milton
milton@miltonappl3·
If you can't ever settle on a hobby, I recommend reading Shakespeare until you realize it's written by Operation Paperclip
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☀️AliquisNovus☀️
There was an awkward middle ground between Young 60s Steve Jobs and Middle-Aged 90s-2000s Steve Jobs wherein it appears he got quite chunky, around the time of NeXT. I wonder why that is.
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wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@Audmund Mass education is an oxy moron. The initiated poasters vs the counterfeit verbal shylocks. ALL-FATHER PLEASE ADMONISH THESE NEWFAGS!
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Auðmundr@Audmund·
The basket weavers were hated for calling themselves incel, nazi and frogs. They were hated for not compromising on the normie question, they were hated for not compromising on the waman question. They were hated for not compromising on the blaq question.
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@ActaeonJournal If you didn't have a silly hat phase your vril card is under review and your chud status revoked without contest
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Actaeon
Actaeon@ActaeonJournal·
The closest BAP ever came to being a Blonde Beast was wearing his fedora/baby hat to the International Students Club meeting.
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@Absolunar That post op dilation smell (⁠☞゚⁠∀゚⁠)⁠☞
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mr online
mr online@Absolunar·
welp, That was a day! 😅
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Ceb K.
Ceb K.@CEBKCEBKCEBK·
Dracula is a novel about doxxing. “The Count” is an Eastern European autodidact anglophile shut-in, with odd social tics & sexual proclivities, who collects & treasures old books on all sorts of topics—from politics & law to business & science—& worships modernization, & sends messages by post & wire across the decadent western world, in hopes of attracting some foppish emissaries from its core, whom he can use to influence his way into the center of modernity, to revitalize it before it grows prematurely old. The story covers his use of lawyers, language, records, railways, & other such modern tools to exchange his decaying inheritance for property in London, & ship his body & homeland soil there, so he can take local women & mix their blood with his, so his thus rejuvenated old blood & soil can make real use of the modern wealth & power that has made its own elite core subjects into effete superstitious hysterics. Consider who Dracula faces opposition from: -the over-educated cuckold credentialist van Helsing “MD, PhD, DLitt, etc” whose wife is “dead to [him], but alive by Church’s law, though no wits, all gone,” & yet who is “faithful husband to this now-no-wife”—because though she’s also in some sense undead at least she’s also boring & pathetic—& who relishes pompous obfuscation so much that he causes one of his friends to die rather than tell them why he’s putting up garlic to protect them; -literal schoolmarm Lucy Westenra, who makes 3 weak men propose to her on the same day, tries to accept all 3, then whines for them to remain friends with each other & with her even after she just picks the rich one, because she’s just ever so modern & liberated (she then immediately & repeatedly seeks out intimate midnight encounters with Dracula, demands attention & support from all her simps for how tired & sore these ordeals leave her, & abandons them anyway for the nightlife); -the podcaster therapist Dr John “Jack” Seward MD, who literally institutionalizes the sensitive young man R M Renfield for eating “too much” meat—Renfield’s “crazy” belief in the health benefits of “excessive” animal protein consumption is explicitly & repeatedly likened to vampirism (so he eats bugs instead while he’s forced into treatment for this)—& who records interviews with his patients on phonographs for distribution (he also larps as a real doctor to simp hard for Lucy, even though she rejected his proposal, when she needs help recovering from her nightly affairs with Dracula); -Mina Harker, who compulsively collects & arranges & copies everyone’s records of everything, to create the novel we read—which is entirely composed of chronologically ordered journals, journalism, letters, logs, etc (because she’s worried that vampires are using intelligence & agency & charisma to gaslight them)—in order to dox Dracula’s location & report on him to all kinds of relevant authorities for various technicalities (when her pathetic simpy superstitious groupthink doxing network uses her secretarial work to trap the romantic individualist she journals “Oh it did me good to see the way that these brave men worked. How can women help loving men when they are so earnest, and so true, and so brave! And, too, it made me think of the wonderful power of money!"); -& the rest of their goofy little goody-two-shoes gang fits nicely into this mold (a self-pitying “cute & sad” trust fund ally, a beta clerk who keeps putting himself in compromising positions so he can get dommed by male & female vamps, a white knight who dies “nobly” simping in transparently try-hard cucked ways, etc). The novel clearly contrasts domesticated Western Europe’s over-socialized modern discipline with Eastern Europe’s backward slapdash animalism. But most seem to assume—wrongly—that Dracula’s just emergent from, or perhaps even behind, this eastern backwardness, when actually he’s the synthesis: the only independent character, with independent interests, rather than superstitious hysterias; a force of nature who can thus force others to naturally follow his lead (he has extreme skill in domesticating animals, & he’s thus able to keep the domesticated men who administer ships, trains, inspections, commerce, realty, science, tech, etc on track for his transcendent goals, until the bugmen hack their own hive’s petty protocols into canceling him for MeToo BS). For instance, Dracula lands in Britain by hypnotizing a Russian boat captain who had already been hypnotized by English commerce, & then by further “automating” the crew, so that the “unmanned” boat can run aground in exactly the right way to let him head where he’s going—on time & with all his effects—with legal protection & logistical support from the Board of Trade & others. Likewise he brings fog & night, & roams around freely when it’s naturally dark, in the brand new capital of artificial light, while its “modern subjects” cower inside in fear of his “magic.” Many such cases. Bram Stoker intended this as a sequel of sorts to his first book—“The Duties of Clerks of Petty Sessions in Ireland”—about how Ireland should be granted “home rule” but also folded into bloodless versions of anglo-international standardized proceduralism. He wanted us to dream of exporting our decaying shrill administrative superstitions to the world, rather than importing their land & vitality to rejuvenate what could’ve been our immortal visionary individualist empire. But the immortal transcendentalists he wanted us to hate have aged much better than the faddish conformists he wanted us to follow.
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@Howlingmutant0 You disavowed Hitler on Patrick Casey's podcast and that really harmed my life
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
I defy anyone to show me how I’ve harassed or targeted anyone or tried to harm someone’s life. If you guys want to dox anyone who disagrees with just do it don’t invent these fake justifications because you can’t handle what that says about your character
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@Howlingmutant0 Verse 121: "If a Fakecel, (unable to subsist by serving Truecel,) seeks a livelihood, he may serve Chuds; or he may also seek to maintain himself by attending on a wealthy Braphog. Verse 122: "But let a Fakecel serve Truecel, either for the sake of heaven or with view. . .
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
I wanna thank everyone who said nice stuff today, it made what could have been a really shitty day almost kinda nice. But the ones who took the opportunity to talk shit? And kick me when I’m down? Well I can’t really do anything about that so keep kicking I guess
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@Babygravy9 Raw Egg Psychonaut . . . Chet Yorton was smoking saffron at his first Mr. Olympia btw
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RAW EGG NATIONALIST@Babygravy9·
I remember once experimenting with fly agaric, which can be bought legally (I bought dried mushrooms on Ebay). I'd been fascinated with it as a result of reading I'd done about shamanism and, in particular, the book Ecstasies by Carlo Ginzburg, on the folkloric origins of the Witches' Sabbath. Fly agaric is more properly classed as a deliriant than an hallucinogen. I consumed a significant quantity of the dried mushrooms and almost immediately feel into a very deep sleep in which I had a genuine ecstatic vision. I remember suddenly feeling like I had been projected upwards out of my bed by a catapult and I just went up and up and up and up until I couldn't even see the earth. I wasn't exactly in space, either, just at an awesome remove from the ground. Scholars have long believed the consumption of fly agaric may be the basis of the idea of witches flying long distances at night to attend meetings and make a pact with the Devil. Testimony of men and women who said they flew long distances at night, often on the back of animals or even transformed into animals, was reinterpreted as participation in Satanic conventicles by churchmen applying the only frame of reference--diabolical heresy, including ritual profanation--that they understood. People genuinely believed this happened, by the way. Groups like the Benandanti ("the Good Ones") in the Friuli region of Italy willingly told churchmen they flew out at night armed with sticks of fennel to battle evildoers. This is the subject of Ginzburg's first book, The Night Battles. Colonial police in places like Kenya also regularly attested that native women would confess to transforming into animals like hyenas and flying at night to kill their enemies. They also probably consumed hallucinogenic substances (not fly agaric).
🇨🇵✌️ Alexy@alexysiktrice

L'Amanite tue-mouche (Amanita muscaria) contient deux toxines principales : l'acide iboténique et le muscimol. Chez les mammifères, ces molécules provoquent des hallucinations, une perte de coordination et des phases d'euphorie suivies d'un sommeil profond. Des biologistes et des gardes forestiers (notamment en Russie et en Amérique du Nord) ont rapporté des cas d'ours ayant consommé ces champignons et présentant des signes d'ébriété : marche chancelante, désorientation et comportement léthargique. Certains chercheurs suggèrent que les ours ne mangent pas ces champignons par accident. À l'instar des rennes en Sibérie, ils pourraient les rechercher spécifiquement pour leurs effets psychoactifs, agissant comme une sorte de "divertissement" ou d'évasion sensorielle.

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Auðmundr@Audmund·
All the cells in my body have regenerated since i've lasted kissed a girl. I'm ready to be an incel again
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Charles
Charles@wotancore·
Got my results back
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@gunk4188 The only wigga I can really rely on at the end of the dey
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kunk@gunk4188·
I'm on your side
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New York Post@nypost·
Far-left LA City Council candidate brutally stabbed boy, 8, during gaming session: suit trib.al/Ger6Y2k
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wackadoodle
wackadoodle@Feathercel·
@iapetouyios Enlightened horseshoe radical centrism both sides pilled ass hoe
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Iapheth
Iapheth@iapetouyios·
"Terceiro-mundista" está para direita filossemita tal qual "nazista" está para esquerda
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