Cowboy Burger in Paradise Valley
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Cowboy Burger in Paradise Valley
@FedSocLawProf
work hard, yearn harder
Missoula, MT Katılım Ocak 2013
170 Takip Edilen75 Takipçiler
do you wash your hands before, during, or after you pee
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I am usually either head over heals for a woman in a completely obvious manner or clearly just sticking around until I find something better to do and obviously I prefer the first. :-(
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I am somewhat of a repentant whore. Sure, my body count has been in the triple digits for a while but I don’t even do one night stands. I just can’t get past like a 6th date. So it’s like… I am attractive and good in bed but… I feel like there’s deep character flaws.
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I say this shit every other fucking month and then immediately fumble it. I would honestly KMS if I weren’t somehow able to continually stumble into situationships with the hottest women I’ve imagined but it’s fucking gutting not being able to lock this down.
Cowboy Burger in Paradise Valley@FedSocLawProf
Nothing is official yet but I’ve started dating a woman who ~has to be~ the hottest woman I’ve ever been with. Feeling blessed man. 😭
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“Solopoly” has to be the saddest term I’ve ever heard.
“I’m down to date multiple people but right now I’m not dating anyone.”
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Kind of wild how the Venn diagram for “Wants to have children” and “Is totally down for gangbangs” doesn’t have a ton of overlap and shrinks your dating pool down to a minuscule level, even in a place like San Francisco.
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If I was really sad about breaking up with my partner because they didn’t want kids and wanted a partner who wanted kids, I probably wouldn’t be posting stuff like this.
Aella@Aella_Girl
some of u guys have never bonded by sitting around with ur friends and swapping stories of what it was like to fuck each others boyfriends and it shows
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Nothing is official yet but I’ve started dating a woman who ~has to be~ the hottest woman I’ve ever been with. Feeling blessed man. 😭
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I just got laid after one of the best first dates of my life and now there’s a massive global cyberattack?
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You should probably be fired for saying, “Eww” when a new coworker mentions they’re from another country, yeah.
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It’s probably only for people who shower
Aella@Aella_Girl
im frankly offended that i havent been invited to the agi cnc orgies. i would be the perfect person to invite, wtf
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Do you think anyone who’s run a train on her knew her real name?
Aella@Aella_Girl
im not gonna say who but last year a pretty big twitter account doxxed me. when people were like 'uh did u just dox her' the person was like 'she's public about her identity' (a lie), and everyone just was like 'oh ok' and that account completely got away with it >=(
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Obviously England is a third world country so it feels wrong to pick on them too much but this is why we have guns in America.
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Quite frankly, Trump doesn’t care about abortion but he DOES care about ensuring women are second-class citizens.
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Imagine being this fucking stupid man.
Garrett Courtney@CaptVanGarrett
@hankgreen Well, no, Supreme Court Justices that he appointed removed Federal protections on abortion. Individual States have made it illegal. Others have made it explicitly legal. Historically, Trump's position has been Pro-Choice. There's clips of him talking about it, if you want to dig.
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@SerpicoRising She’s not going to fuck you buddy.
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New Leftist Challenge Unlocked: Make valid points about Israel WITHOUT literally denying The Holocaust. Go!
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I mean, if you subtract 4 years of stable relationships from 11 total years of whatever the Hell else I’ve been doing, that gives you 84 months. That’s basically a new situationship every month with a handful of one night stands. I think that is valid… Right. Right?!?
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I have been in a much better mental state lately & have been putting forth a lot of effort into dating seriously but then things started to fizzle out with this gal just as I met a super hot Goth girl and now I am on pace to hit triple digits by May… I am utterly ran through. 🫠
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