𝘒𝘪𝘢𝘯 '𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩' 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘯 — (Parody)

NO ITS NOT. NOT WHEN ITS LASAGNA

.... I AM YA SISTER-IN-LAW! Ya damn moron. An' I ain't that bad!

I... YOU DO BURN IT!

40. Would you rather infiltrate The Penguin’s Iceberg Lounge as a spy or attend one of Catwoman’s heists to gather intel?

39. Would you rather have access to Batman’s detective skills or his combat training?

38. Would you rather be the one to stop The Joker’s next grand scheme or defeat Ra’s al Ghul and save Gotham from his deadly plan?

37. Would you rather escape Gotham’s crime-filled streets using The Batcycle or fly above the city with a personal jet?

36. Would you rather fight alongside The Flash to stop a Gotham crime spree or team up with Green Lantern to combat a cosmic threat to the city?

35. Would you rather have Gotham’s criminal underworld view you as a powerful ally or have Gotham’s police force always support you?

34. Would you rather be friends with Harley Quinn and deal with her antics or be allies with The Riddler but constantly have to solve his puzzles?

33. Would you rather be pursued by The League of Assassins or face off against Gotham’s corrupt politicians who hide behind masks?

32. Would you rather be Batman’s sidekick for a year or spend a year in Arkham Asylum studying Gotham’s most dangerous criminals?

31. Would you rather be given access to Batman’s Batcave but constantly monitored by Alfred or receive weekly advice from Commissioner Gordon?

30. Would you rather be Gotham’s next Robin or be an independent vigilante working outside of Batman’s shadow?

29. Would you rather take over The Joker’s criminal empire after his downfall or try to restore order in Gotham after Bane’s takeover?