Feels

waitlist is live. feels.fun 98.6% of tokens rug. platforms made $800M. we're changing the game. what is feels? 3 protocols in 1: 1. DEX protocol owns liquidity. trading fees → up-only floor backed by SOL (LP fees + staking + MEV). mathematically cannot rug. 2. LENDING borrow against your bags. no liquidations. price dumps -90%? loan still good, as its against floor. 3. LEVERAGE built in looping that are safe without liquidation risk. no more 3am scam wicks. the flywheel 1⃣ buy anything 2⃣ floor is up only 3⃣ borrow against floor (never sell) 4⃣ volatility → permanent LP fees 5⃣ network effects compound 6⃣ number go up first waitlisters get testnet alpha. also, join for vibes: t.me/feelsdotfun

Quick sidequest. Back to Building. Bye.

Same Same.

POV: you discovered you can borrow against a floor that literally cannot go down - @FeelsSol

Feels was fully vibe coded by 69 agents.

The relaunch of NYC on Feels to unrug will be diabolical.

Few more rugs. Then feels only.

Wait how are the normies supposed to learn about the magnificent X R P ledger now tho?

This is my quant

Isn’t that kinda what decentralized coins are supposed to do?

Me and the homies entering the pristine polymarket dot com website to gamble on Venezuela real estate

@fuckcomputer Literally the next Polymarket you built there 🤯

claude code is fucking insane i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes http://localhost:3000/ check it out

Oh boy can we tokenize Venezuela equity on the pristine Solana blockchain?

Nike: Just do it.

Don't be shy.

Would be a shame if someone akHshUaLly built a better launchpad

@AzFlin Time to pivot to @cosmos ser

all i want for christmas is to get paid 700k/yr to sit on a DAO governance board

@LefterisJP gentle nudge bro 😎

God give me the nerve of Crypto "journalists" demanding I talk to them on Christmas eve while I am juggling between managing rotki and travelling to visit family.