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@Mishi_2210 It depends on whether or not your definition of “people” is “living human beings”.

@Bucks_Highways I appreciate this work that has been done but how long is temporary? Are there plans for a permanent bridge on this busy road and over this busy railway?

Essential inspections have been completed on the Stoke Road Temporary Railway Bridge in Aylesbury, which plays a crucial role in keeping traffic moving smoothly over the busy rail line between Aylesbury & London Marylebone: orlo.uk/BAcjb

@ronsterd89 Dangerous!

A narcissist

@signalapp Will Signal support Dual Messenger on Android devices in the near future? I have Dual SIM devices and multiple Signal accounts but I can currently only be logged into one Signal account per device.

@Matt_Pinner A sewing machine.

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@Bucks_Highways [2/2] been made and remedial work carried out. However, I was home all that week but never saw anyone inspecting the pavements nor any evidence of repair. I will report it again, with reference to the original callout, as the condition of the pavements is much more hazardous now.

@Bucks_Highways Well, I hope it is a reliable, durable solution that will last. An experimental surface on our local footways, some years ago, did not survive very long and the pavements have become a trip hazard. I reported the issue in 2018 and the responses stated that an inspection had [1/2]

The latest Highways Highlight “Rapid Road Refresh” demonstrates our commitment to improving road safety across the county, through various schemes including retexturing and our Capital Lining programme: orlo.uk/exy9N This collaborative approach delivered [1/2]

@trasho_mondo @ZiaYusufUK It's not just the misappropriation of public funds under successive Conservative governments but also the money wasted through incompetence, hair-brained schemes and government contracts that failed to deliver.

@ZiaYusufUK Roughly translated to: Reeves is desperately trying to claw back some of the money that the Tory bastards have pocketed from the UK taxpayers over the last several decades, and I'll berate her for this (as opposed to blaming the Tories), until the cows come home.

Rachel Reeves is raising taxes faster than any chancellor in 55 years, according to Capital Economics. They expect her to increase taxes by up to £38 billion next month, on top of the additional £41.5 billion she raised last year. This would mean Reeves had raised taxes more after only 17 months in power than any of her predecessors since 1976 did across an entire parliament.

@JamesMelville Test Card F designed by George Hersee and featuring his daughter Carole Hersee and Bubbles the Clown who still lives with Carole.

@IvankaNews_ @SheronWilkie Do you trust Donald Trump?

@IvankaNews_ @SheronWilkie Yes

@DublinBayBuoy @MetEireann My brother, who is a keen sailor in Dún Laoghaire / Dublin Bay, has been telling me of incorrect wind direction reports from the Dublin Bay Buoy. Are you aware of this? Are there any plans to investigate and remedy the fault?

@Parody_PM Both! Pay it back with interest and forfeit all assets until it is repaid. Go to prison for fraud with ‘special circumstances’ for the life-threatening nature of the fraud. Of course, she should also be stripped of her title, be banned from being a director of a company and more.

Michelle Mone profiteered from dodgy PPE during a national crisis, threatened to sue anyone who said she was involved, hid £29m in an offshore trust then put the company into administration when ordered to repay £122m. Who thinks she should either pay it back or go to prison?

@PrivateEyeNews Surely “Reach plc”, although I appreciate the sentiment!

Number crunching: Redundancies at Manchester United which the Mirror described as part of ‘brutal cost-cutting exercises’ v redundancies announced by Mirror owner Retch plc last month. From the new Private Eye, out now.

@Sandford_Police This has got to be a wind-up! 😄

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@NJG1823 @Bucks_Highways Or could it just be the incredibly hot weather that we have experienced recently? 🔆🥵🔥 My mother-in-law had some panels fall off her antique furniture due to the glue failing from the heat! I've known similar things to happen to road surfaces in hot weather.

@Bucks_Highways We don’t know what caused it, of course we do it’s the 45 8 wheeler tippers pounding along too the HS2 sites every hour.

UPDATE A413: we are now managing this under short road closures (holds in traffic) and temporary lights in order to continue to carry out necessary investigations whilst ensuring the safety of the travelling public and keeping disruption to a minimum. [1/2]

@OlliePulsford @Bucks_Highways I think that the statement "We do not know what has caused it but we are on site & prioritising this investigation." means that they don't know yet.

@Bucks_Highways Is the closure likely to last into the weekend?

⚠️We are putting a full road closure in place on the A413 in Great Missenden (nr Bubbles car wash) to allow a safe &thorough inspection of the void in the carriageway to be carried out. We do not know what has caused it but we are on site & prioritising this investigation. [1/3]

@Yam_Nivek [2/2] Like Boris Johnson and others, #Brexit was only about "what's in it for me?". David Cameron said that he would stand by the country regardless of the outcome of the referendum but he had his bags packed by 4AM, even before the official result was in. Yet more commitment!

@Yam_Nivek Nigel Farage has a UK residence in Downe but also lives in France with his Italian-named French politician girlfriend. He was previously married to an Irish nurse then a German woman and his children have EU passports. Yes, he is really committed to the cause! [1/2]

Evidently not a man of his word….#FarageRiots