Optimistic Zoomer

She's a 10 but her tweets have grammatical errors

@Godfrey14__ Catriot

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@meadowprimrose My feed looks like you've been trapped in a porta-potty for hours

In pub

@staticyrro @BovrilG "A great British tradition"

@FellatioNelson_ @BovrilG "Love me fish days" *pat*

are you ok babe you barely touched your based fish and chips

@Lly_wl He who cleans his house surely expects visitors

i'm suspicious when a guy's ass isn't hairy

@AcademicAgent_X Notch

Been thinking about a "Game Designer" Mount Rushmore. Miyamoto and Sid Meier are both locks, but the other two spots are interesting to think about. I feel like these are in contention: Todd Howard (Elderscrolls, Fallout) Will Wright (Sim City, Sims) John Carmack (Doom, Quake) Hidetaka Miyazaki (Dark Souls, Elden Ring) Gabe Newell (Half-Life, Portal) Ron Gilbert (Monkey Island, Maniac Mansion)

Retvrning to the old username

Postcard titled “A man's mind magnified" 1905

Gu gu ga ga Give breast milk.

@chapofwessex If people need to see a lapel pin to know that I'm English then I've failed massively somewhere down the line

@Fellati0_Nelson It really is

Enoch Powell didn't see the need to wear a flag lapel pin, so why do you 🫵

@chapofwessex Another unfortunate case of the right being too puritanical and allergic to fun

We're England We're gonna score one more than you England! Can I introduce you please To a lump of cheddar cheese Knit one, pearl one Drop one, curl one Kick it Not singing this with other pissed up lads says more about you than it does the song.

@BovrilG Taking down the woke left, one bit of pub grub at a time 💪🏻🇬🇧

@Fellati0_Nelson Woke won’t like that!

@jinijane_ X is a dating app

I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.

@escapefrommelos I firmly believe the Chinese are not ensouled

are they capable of doing anything without making it needlessly cruel

Strange how all these churches across Europe never used to spontaneously burst into flames until the last decade or so. Wonder if that correlates with anything. Anyway, another £100mil to protect mosques please Mr Prime Minister

@mitfoid I really should've expected that jump scare at the end

they are genuinely disgusting. bring back insane asylums