Felpersham Cathedral

Plainly no one involved in #TheArchers has the faintest idea about what’s entailed in delivering major public art projects.

@olympians No. Couples “walk out together”. #TheArchers

No one says courting these days Martin. #TheArchers

Wot, no VIP to open the village shop? Lost opportunity to import a celeb for the evening, surely? #TheArchers

Another #heartbreak coming on? #Keira #TheArchers

@HobbitPetra 😂😂😂

@Felpercathedral Sophie left and came back under a different name pretending to be a vicar, David didn’t notice.

Sophie. Remember her, anyone? We’re scratching our heads here in The Close. #TheArchers

“Not coming to get drunk”? Want a bet, #Soozan? #TheArchers

@olympians Much of it is stuff she ought to know about having been brought up in the village. #TheArchers

Esmée, you’re being too nosey. #TheArchers

Plenty more fish in the sea, Josh. There. We’ve said it. Sorry about Nina. #TheArchers

#Jazzer’s natural charm? 😂😂😂#TheArchers

Casual reference to #BondiBrach after the terrible #Hanukkah atrocity there? Scarcely credible. #TheArchers

#What3Words? *Lady* *Of* *Shallot*. #TheArchers

@olympians Dreadful. What would Jeck have said? #TheArchers

Not only did Hazel not provide Chris with alternative accommodation but now she’s not even finished the job. #TheArchers

#Alice: your way back is now open again. Make use of it. #TheArchers

We think #HazelWoolley needs to inspect her property. And we need to overhear. #TheArchers

Will #Soozan’s high end items include special options on Fortnum & Mason hampers? And a selection of Grand Cru wines? #villageshop #TheArchers

Good for #Clarrie. Be assertive. #TheArchers

Oh. Holly, #George’s walking companion, is a dog. We’d forgotten. #TheArchers

As a drama about house/flat sharing, #TheArchers is no rival for #ThisLife. Remember it? #TheArchers

Brilliant. First hypnotise the learner, then sit them in the front seat and let them take their driving test. #TheArchers