❀ 𝙳𝚊𝚗 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚐 ♀️ ❀ /shadowbanned/

Are you a raccoon?

unfulfilled yearning ⚔️🐉

Then I suppose you won't object if I put them in roach costumes when you visit, yes? And of course, you're welcome to bring them treats!

Mhm. I understand why you dislike them. Even so, when you visit my place, you'll be greeted by cats and a lion. Aside from the costume, there's no real difference. They aren't actual cockroaches after all. I imagine that shouldn't be an issue?

Don't tell me... you're afraid of cockroaches?

Yes, it's cute. But I was hoping for something a little more unusual, like the roach costume from before. 🔥

Hmm. I think it's rather cute and unique, actually.

I should get one for the cats and Mimi.

Dan Heng STOPP YOU'RE SO CUTE 😭

Really! Hmm… I was thinking maybe a roast… or beef stew… *Caelus pauses, then shrugs with an easy smile.* Actually, you should pick. You’re the chef. I’ll eat whatever you make.

If I ever became a planarcadian streamer, what content should I do?

They all proceeded to simultaneously land directly onto my tail. There was a loud crunching noise. Ow.