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@Go_Me_Ho 🤣

Yo pensaba que los chairos, la mofletuda y los travecos eran los más bajo de esta comunidad… Hasta que llegó este costal de grasa a querer enseñar como putear

@elconde_nad0 Torba, porque estorba

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@PicazoInspired @CerebrosG Ya lo hicieron y para variar la cagaron y todavía se aseguró más jajaja

@CerebrosG Que contarten un hacker, a este piche gobierno siempre lo hackean bien fácil

Tlajomulco de Zúñiga se quedó sin sistema, un funcionario falleció y con él se fueron todas las contraseñas del ayuntamiento. Se fue de este mundo sin entregarlas y ahora tienen un caos administrativo.

@CerebrosG No se pueden pagar muchos servicios del municipio 🥲

@Ratita_Bebe 😏🤣

Hoy es viernes y Jero lo sabe. #LaOficina

@BorrachosVIP Truth, truth...

¿Ya es la hora sad?

@jarheadljh @TheGoldenDays The android version has mostly bad reviews and 3.2 stars. Gonna try the windows version.

@Fencerx @TheGoldenDays AUDACIOUS. No, really, google it.

Winamp (1997) >it was created by justin frankel while he was still a college student >the famous slogan “it really whips the llama’s ass” came from an internal joke and was kept as the official tagline >its customizable skin system helped define how users personalized software in the late 90s >aol acquired nullsoft in 1999 at the peak of mp3’s explosion on the internet >it played a major role in making mp3 files mainstream before streaming existed >it also powered shoutcast, one of the earliest ways people streamed live radio online

@PlayStation This is wild

Important price update for PS5 and PlayStation Portal: play.st/47LYrP9

@Wario64 Wild

PS5/PS5 Pro/PS Portal will receive price increases on April 2nd. For USA: -PS5 $549 -> $649 -PS5 Digital $499 -> $599 -PS5 Pro $749 -> $899 -PS Portal $199 -> $249 blog.playstation.com/2026/03/27/new…

@Voyager_Dos Inverosímil.

México no es para principiantes.

Please update your 64 2.4G Wireless Controller and Retro Receiver for N64 to the latest firmware before getting started with your original N64 console. Update now: support.8bitdo.com

@jnnk_ian @lloroyfumo El azúcar ☠️

@lloroyfumo El monster bien sobrevalorado por los gymrats, no te despierta ni trae beneficio alguno, nada mas está bien pinche caro

cuál es la bebida más sobrevalorada que estás convencido de que la gente finge disfrutar?

@pokemon_nost Ha! I'm right at this situation lmao

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@IsaackdeLoza En prácticamente todas las que he visto está en 23.99, estos no tienen miedo 🤣

Aunque hay un acuerdo federal para topar los costos, ya hay gasolineras en la ZMG que cobran más de 24 pesos por litro de Magna. ¿Ya se encontraron una? Esta se encuentra sobre Avenida Aviación.

'Male masturbation may have an adaptive benefit: it flushes out damaged, stored sperm.' New Oxford research suggests that the longer sperm are stored before ejaculation, the lower their quality, with implications for men trying to conceive and IVF treatment. Find out more ⬇️

Divorce rates are high in this generation for one simple reason. People don't understand what marriage actually is. Social media made everyone believe there's always someone better out there, a richer man, a prettier woman, a more exciting life, but comparison kills loyalty. People want weddings, not marriages. They'll spend months planning a ceremony and zero time learning how to communicate when things get hard. Nobody knows how to argue anymore. They yell, they shut down, they run instead of learning how to fight for each other. Money pressure exposes weak foundations. Instead of building together, couples turn on each other, men stop leading, women stop respecting their men, temptation is everywhere. Now everyone uses therapy words to escape accountability. Everything is toxic, everything is trauma. Nothing is ever their fault. There's no community pressure to stay married anymore. No elders saying work it out. Just friends saying leave. You deserve better. Kids became optional, sacrifice became outdated and vows became suggestions. Marriage used to mean I'll suffer with you. Now it means I'll stay as long as I'm happy. And that's why divorce is high. Because people don't know how to suffer together. They only know how to quit when excitement is no longer there. We are in the trenches!!

Es increíble el cambio de humor que uno tiene después de coger

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"