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@danghentschel Guys what the fuck 😭

@BeefyBigBoy @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts No it doesn't, you're genuinely doing mental gymnastics

@FengForSGM @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts So you don’t think a child could see this book, get the Masterball, then upon getting to the mansion his first encounter is Ponyta which he catches with a Masterball because he doesn’t think he can find another one? That sounds very reasonable to me, actually

@Shaw089 @LujackSama @pokemon_psts You can't ride your bike inside the mansion.

@FengForSGM @LujackSama @pokemon_psts I literally just didn't ride my bike in the grass, it's not that complicated. I didn't want to catch them all, I already had Charizard

@Shaw089 @pokemon_psts *ponyta, misspell it once and autocorrect is railing me

@Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Pomyta is the most common encounter in the mansion in gen 1, which you literally have to go through to progress. Again, odd thing to just lie about for likes when it's so obviously false.

@ObviouslyAn @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Kids who didn't know better got the key from the mansion and fought 20 pomyta on the way lol

@FengForSGM @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Counterpoint, many people played pokemon when they were kids who knew no better. Obv they know better now.

@LujackSama @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts You think an eight year old who almost certainly followed the main progression skipped to Giovanni? Lmfao

@FengForSGM @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Tourist. You do the Silphco Invasion before you get to Cinnabar. You literally can't get there without beating Giovanni

@Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Except you would have seen a pomyta WAY before you ever got a masterball??? Lmao This is just bullshit lol

This paragraph is why I used my master ball on the first ponyta I saw Ended up having to use an entire team of intentionally underleveled debuffing pokemon to whittle Mewtwo down to less than a pixel of health, and then paralyze/sleep him and use like 15 ultra balls to finally catch the motherfucker

@AkulaOrca @ItsMrsWilkes Genuinely who fucking asked lmao

@ItsMrsWilkes I wish a mfkr would.. AR47 vs Dollarstore hawkeye let's see who wins😭😭✌🏼 genuinely zero neurological functionality

@Leblon1234 @elyshawillisxo @darkkmystic @grok Virgin bot account

@elyshawillisxo @darkkmystic @grok Shut up hor

hey @grok is this actually true ??

@Itsnotsobad5 @TheWyteRabbit1 Hey so the original video was satire, but god forbid someone does 3 seconds of research, right? GED moment

@TheWyteRabbit1 What’s crazy is that the ingredients for real ice cream are so cheap and simple that it speaks volumes that they go out of their way to just poison us with shit chemicals

A woman held a tub of Neapolitan ice cream under running water and something strange happened. Instead of melting into a liquid, it kept its shape and turned into a rubbery, foam-like mass. Traditional ice cream made from milk, cream, sugar, eggs, and flavoring melts when it warms up. Many modern versions contain a long list of stabilizers and emulsifiers such as polysorbate 80, guar gum, carrageenan, cellulose gum, xanthan gum, and mono- and diglycerides. These ingredients are added to improve texture, shelf life, and resistance to melting. A century ago, ice cream could be made with just a handful of ingredients. Today, some products contain a long list of additives designed to keep them stable for manufacturing, transport, and storage. When a frozen dessert behaves more like a foam than something made from milk and cream, it raises an interesting question: how much processing are we willing to accept before food stops feeling like food?

@anon_outlaw7 @GrowSmarter_x Bro is stupid

What happens if 2 sperm enters the same egg

@MilleyMich39119 God this whole thing is so fucking cringe shut up hoLY who wrote this shit

@MilleyMich39119 "I wouldn't do that if I were you" Shut the fuck up that's cheating 😭 let bro lose and learn

He could see things other people couldn't

@DiianaD_ Lazy bitches hate two things: accountability, and responsibility. Men who facilitate this are contributing to their own failures.

Do such men exist?

One of the funniest videos in social media history "Going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to Turkey and not eating a kebab" Dude’s confidence and cockiness is unrivaled

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK #ZZZ #ZenlessZoneZero

@murreyrizz @pixelprayer Brother, Jevil was nowhere near as difficult as the top UT bosses. Fun, yes, but not very hard at all.

@pixelprayer Deltarune. Sans and Undyne the Undying in Undertale are, eh, kinda optional too, like, you need to play a specific route to fight them, so, yeah, I think it counts too.

what Game is this?

My oil painting of an Uncrustable