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The Red Sox have one feared bat and he bats 5….

@Jared_Carrabis It’s literally impossible to be happy

Confirmed.

It’s just never ending.

I love Masa

@tylermilliken_ Good clip T

As much as we love to shit on the Red Sox for the May/Tibbs deal while Tibbs goes bonkers in AAA, I simply won’t care until he provides some value in the bigs. Then I’ll care - and care a lot

Solid Easter pull

@TJStats Thanks for the reminder 🙃

James Tibbs III (LAD) now has 6 home runs in his first 8 games in AAA As a reminder, he was part of the trade that sent Dustin May to the Red Sox last deadline

It is SO refreshing having 3 infielders where I don’t have to hold my breath when any ball is hit their way

Werner: “Lou what’s 90ft divided by roughly 30ft/sec?” @LouMerloni: “9 seconds” 😂😂

@BradleyGrinnen Tough setup

Watching the Sox game, replying to Sox fans on X, stats on deck. This is my happy place.

The Brewers have immediately turned David Hamilton and Kyle Harrison into productive assets. It’s almost like if a player doesn’t exactly fit Boston’s mold, they’ll never succeed here

@Alexzachary305 Not my money so sure, why not

Red Sox fans, if the Padres would trade you Tatis jr, would you take on Boegarts and his contract?

@G_Mashburn Not showing challenges is my only gripe

The NESN scorebug looks dramatically smaller, right? Maybe I missed this already.

@tylermilliken_ No dugout celly in 2026 YET*

No dugout celly in 2026?

Happy birthday, Rocket! @Jared_Carrabis

Dallas and Jared are yelling at each other about whose team is less terrible right now on the podcast recording Sad what 2-10 does to these men

@BallParkBuzz This is an apples to oranges comparison. Caleb Durbin isn’t being paid 300m. Cheering for someone sucking doesn’t make them not suck

Remember when Philly gave Trea Turner a standing ovation? I’d love for the Fenway Faithful to do something similar for Caleb Durbin tomorrow. There was so much excitement when the Red Sox acquired him. 18 ABs shouldn’t change anything.

If I could reverse one thing in baseball history, Trea Turner’s standing ovation might be it. This is an apples to oranges comparison. Caleb Durbin isn’t being paid 300m. Cheering for someone sucking doesn’t make them not suck

@TheWARmonger_ @ColeyMick precisely why he can’t move to 2B

Ceddanne Rafaela is one of few outfielders who can catch a 5% probability ball without diving. Such an amazing jump and pursuit it barely draws a reaction from the announcers. It's measurably one of the toughest catches we'll see this year. The vast majority of outfielders aren't getting close to this one, and the few who do are fortunate to catch it on the dive: