Feodor Chin 🇺🇸❄️

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You know Republicans are on the wrong side of history when even my Chinese mother would NEVER suggest that I’ve given this acting thing a chance but maybe it’s time to find a real job and hey did you know ICE is hiring?

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How SWEET it is. #GoBruins

BREAKING: Senate confirms Markwayne Mullin as new Homeland Security Secretary but somehow Democrats are to blame for airport delays.

Just a friendly reminder to all Democratic California Governor candidates currently polling in single digits, please do us all a favor and DROP THE FUCK OUT.

MS. RACHEL FOR PRESIDENT.

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Anybody who’s sat through a plane deicing knows that ICE doesn’t belong at the airport.

Sending untrained, unqualified, heavily armed, violent thugs to “police” what are already the most crowded, confusing, and stressful places on earth? What could possibly go wrong?

BREAKING: Not satisfied with only murdering Americans on our country’s streets, Donald Trump to deploy murderers to our nation’s airports as well.

You’d think the Republican strategy of winning elections, tanking the economy, and then blaming Democrats for it would eventually fail but you’d be greatly overestimating the intelligence of the average American voter.

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Starting off RIGHT. #GoBruins

BREAKING: Gigantic piece of shit continues to be predictably shitty while fans of shit merely shrug and say, “Actually I think high gas prices, war, and raping kids are good now.”

BREAKING: MAGA threatens to boycott “The Pitt” after episode inaccurately portrays ICE agents behaving far less lethally than they do in real life.

BREAKING: Robert Mueller dies and Donald Trump prophetically tweets exactly what everyone will be saying about Trump, “Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

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MAGA threatening to boycott The Pitt is hilarious because if they were actually watching The Pitt they wouldn’t be MAGA.

I’ll tell you what I don’t like about men’s college basketball. Two long ass halves? Why not just play four quarters? Stupid.