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Fergus Craig

@FergusCraig

Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. New book now... https://t.co/Hep21eic32

The people's hearts Katılım Mart 2009
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
My next book cover changed again, by the way. Basically, the Australian and New Zealand publishers said that they liked the UK cover but they also liked the colours on the American cover and then we decided that we agreed, so now this is also the UK cover.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
My tweet essentially saying “isn’t tea nice?” so offended this person that they blocked me.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Starting to regret buying the dip on NFTs.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Other than Ireland, does any other country drink tea exactly the same way we do? Because, every now and again, I find myself having a cup and thinking: this shit’s fucken amazing.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Maybe it's more a case of, the bloke's been sitting there all night. His mind's drifted on to various topics but then he's got stuck on Epstein and suddenly thought 'It's outragious! I need to say something!'
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
If Mark Allen had potted the final black in the last frame, there would have been no final frame decider and he wouldn't haven't had the chance. Which makes me think Mark Allen is in on it. This goes all the way to the top!
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Bloke in the audience at the snooker just shouted out 'never forget the epstein files!'. Amazing thing is he waited for the final frame decider to do it.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
I just thought I’d say I’m thinking of my Jewish friends at the moment. And the fact that I thought twice about posting this because (insanely) I feared some blowback for such a statement is part of the problem.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Good to see Newcastle 1 nil up. Good to know I can now sit back safe in the knowledge that three points are on their way.
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Dorothy
Dorothy@DPKee·
@FergusCraig Read this book recently - if it's still there buy it somebody - you'll enjoy it.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Just signed the only copy downstairs in Foyles on Charing Cross Road. Can someone buy it quickly please? Because it’ll be really embarrassing if it’s still there in six months.
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Matt
Matt@MR198412·
@FergusCraig Isn’t the ground floor for, like, best-sellers and stuff? 🤔
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
@MR198412 My book was on the ground floor! Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to go back and look for it tomorrow.
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Matt@MR198412·
@FergusCraig Confession - I didn’t check. The sheer size of Foyles was shocking and the “pick up what you ordered” counter was on ground floor. Had to make a split second decision if I was going hunting for it. It’ll have sold surely 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Matt@MR198412·
@FergusCraig I’m going there later to pick something up, will check if it’s still there. Sorry I’m not going to buy it
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Mark ⚒ Sullivan@sullers45·
@FergusCraig Are you saying sometimes love isn’t always immediately visible. Sometimes you have to dig a little deeper ?
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
Don't know what this says about my life but this morning on spelling bee I noticed the word 'vole' before I noticed the word 'love'.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraig·
This is the first non Newcastle game I’ve watched in a while and it’s a nice reminder that football can be enjoyable.
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