The Ferminator

@ZachNagel7 I'm in Duluth. We're good and thanks for caring.

We really could’ve had it all 😖

@askaya Even if she never did p*rn and only fu%$ ed 1 black guy, her son is cooked.

Who here would be absolutely embarrassed and shocked if you found out that your parent was a p*rn “star”? HOW DO THEY NOT SEE THIS COMING? Internet is forever and I feel very sad for their children.

@rawmilkhoney Marry me?

I’m a 42 yr old single mother of 3 half black children all different fathers and they are very precious to me. #trad

@Wisdom_HQ Titanic

name ONE movie

@SunnyLedfurd You wouldn't believe how many millennial and Gen x girls swooned over Dave. It's unreal.

one thing the 90s nostalgia leaves out is how much Dave Matthews we were forced to hear against our will

@Howlingmutant0 If she really wants to fuck you, it doesn't matter if she's Jewish and you tell her the holocaust never happened... she will still fuck.

There is no way to tell a woman you have zero interest in their political philosophy that doesn’t bar the door to sexual intercourse shut forever. They just want you to affirm whatever dumb thing they believe anyway, it’s not as if they crave a robust debate or something

@drinkonsaturday As a millennial, I've lost a lot of people to the bottle.

Millennials truly peaked with drinking culture. We inherited the golden era: cheap pitchers, Thirsty Thursdays that turned Wednesdays into warm-ups, ladies’ nights with $5 cosmos and free cover, and dive bars where last call meant “one more round?” No one was filming every sip for TikTok judgment. We had flip phones, zero calorie-tracking apps, and hangovers cured by greasy brunch. Then came the great sobering: wellness influencers, Uber’s rise killing DUIs but also spontaneity, endless lawsuits killing happy hours, and HR departments turning every office into a minefield. Post-2010, “mindful drinking” replaced fun. Bars swapped sticky floors for Instagram walls and mocktails at $14. We never realized how good we had it—unapologetic, analog excess. Can’t go back because society traded joy for safety theater and performative virtue. Gen Z sips oat milk lattes at 11pm. We’ll always have the stories. Raise a (reasonably priced) glass to what was.

@narendramodi There should be absolutely zero Bengali culture in Sweden

Bengali culture is popular world over and Sweden is no exception. During the community welcome, in which PM Kristersson was also present, a glimpse of the glorious Bengali culture was on display.

@DerWulf That picture will not serve him in the Tennessee Department of Corrections 😬

@askaya Her boyfriend is Jewish

Men, be honest: would you ever date an actress who does scenes like this?

@honeymoon250 All 20. Born in '84.

9 for me!!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you???

@bennettjadenn You're perfect baby girl 😉

I was bullied by browns my whole life for being too pale and having “weird hair.” I was constantly told to dye my hair to fit in and how I need to self tan (to be orange). There’s a reason the media pushes gingers to date blacks. They know the rarity and beauty of redheads.

@Cobratate @nypost Many such cases

@nypost I don’t understand white people. They’re not brave enough to save their nations but brave enough to EXPLORE CAVES UNDER WATER.

5 dead in 160-foot Maldives scuba dive - worst diving accident nation has ever seen trib.al/CgL7v4Q

@jakeshieldsajj 100% agreed.

People keep asking me about Chud, so I looked him up, and the entire situation is sad He would walk up and call random black men niggers He got punched in the face and then pulled a gun and shot the guy If you insult someone's race, you should fight like a man, not pull a gun

@M_A_X_S Disgusting

في باريس! 🇫🇷 ​مقطع متداول يوثق مشاده بين شاب ورفيقته وبين 'بلوجر' حاول مصافحة الفتاة. الشاب لم يتردد في وضع حد قاطع للمصور، هذه شريكتي، لا يمكن تصافحها!' لماذا تريد مصافحتها؟" اريد فقط إلقاء التحية،

@MurrayHillGuy1 That's prostitute numbers tbh. Pair bonding impossible with this broad.

Friend is in an absolute pickle rn… He’s been on like 7+ dates with this girl, really likes her, everything’s going great. Then last night for whatever reason (never ask this question) he asked her body count. 70+. Now he wants to end it immediately. She’s 27, he’s 30. Is this valid or is he being soft?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Damn this is so true

How to tell where a couple met: If she’s hotter than him, they met in real life If he’s hotter than her, they met on Hinge If they’re equally hot, they met in high school or college If he’s way fatter than her, they met at an SEC college If both are both insanely mid, they met at work or drunk at a bar (or both) If they look related, they were set up by mutual friends

@escapefrommelos So, you're Brad in sales?

during the pandemic i shared a cramped office room with my “work wife”, a goodnatured girl from LA who looked like alice pagani. we’d flirt and gossip, and a few weeks after i quit, she DM’d me that her boyfriend broke up with her. i asked her to go dance at a goth club, and when i picked her up on the dance floor she wrapped her legs around my waist as easily and naturally as if we’d been practicing for months.

@AngryPatriotX 😂😂😂

Dan Bilzerian is 5'6"

@akafaceUS 10 year old children tho

Notice how much quicker an Olympic swimmer moves through the water compared to the average person.