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@AtwinGracie2002 Juice dripping off the tip when you put it in your mouth

I like when the polish sausage sticks out both ends of the bun

@AvPOdysseyDB He said seven inches..

What is it talking about? Funny answers only.

@altarofeve Happened this morning. Shouldn't have happened at work.

do guys notice when girls push their boobs into them when they hug?

@mistressdivy Out of my league.

@thatgirlmegh Selfishly, you reappeared from nowhere.

let’s start the morning off on a positive note. Tell me something good that’s happened to you this week

@NatashaCL7 Following...

Why are so many women against blow jobs?

@thatgirlmegh @theonlymiyam We build ourselves.

@theonlymiyam They sell these on Amazon?

I love a man you don't have to use your brain with. You can just relax cause he plans, he leads, he figures it out, & he has everything handled so you can just be pretty and exist.

@HottAdventures Air it out.

Gym goers! SERIOUS question! Do you close the locker when you leave? If not, WHYYYYYYY?!!!! 😵‍💫 Totally ruined my progress pic.

@Ashley_Egerton5 I'm blind at the gym.

Would I be a distraction at your gym?

@ABaby183 Thank you for your sacrifice.

I hope my nudity offends you. I hope it stirs something deep in you. I hope it moves you. Bothers you. Lifts you. Inspires you. I hope my nudity helps you forget, for a moment, the wickedness of this world.

@JustAMomNamedMM I'm not buying this one. Invest in yourself always. Attract someone who does the same.

@mistressdivy Sunday is Leg Day #1

A sign of maturity is doing legs on Monday instead of upper body.

@TheHannaRay Well, it depends on the club and shot dunnit.

I always used to be a 4, but now I’m a solid 2. I like consistency in my life.

@TheHannaRay Sir did not.

sir do not scroll past me

@mistressdivy Leg Day #1

Happy Saturday. Who’s moving their body today?

@NatashaCL7 Social media has given nitwits a platform to prove their sexism, racism, and general stupidity. And the leaders running our world, as if there are zero consequences for cunt behavior, doesn't help.

Why are people such cunts?

The bots in my DMs have dwindled to just a few from thirty to fourth a day.

Step One: Be authentic to yourself That's it. There are no more steps

@Laurie0801 We aren't. Our politicians that are paid by corporations do.

@NatashaCL7 In my dream, lastnight, a person I have never talked to, walked up and spoke to me. They talked and behaved like Jack Sparrow. Hilarious!! P.S. I rarely remember dreams.

I feel like if you haven’t spoken to someone in over a year, they shouldn’t be allowed to show up in your dreams.