𝑬𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂.

and yet i am ready to give you all of my blood, if i had to.

Are you seriously going to?

I'm going to need popcorn for this.

Tempted to trade a Salvatore for a Viking.

[As young and childish as I've known Elena to be, today I am met with a new person. Someone who appears to stand taller than before and more resolute. Interesting...] Hm, and why is that?

Resorting to petty, highschool quips? [What else was I expecting out of a highschool girl? Honestly.] Don't be so foolish to think a man is going to rescue you, your whole life - let alone two. Maybe one day, when you're /actually/ greying out, you'll thank me.

I wouldn't call having two archaic men on either sides of you traits... Stupid girl, when will you ever learn?

You're funny. Funny isn't going to get you far, however.

I think the chemicals in your hair dye are getting to you.

Excepted me to be elsewhere? I'm surprised you haven't withered out.