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🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account)
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🎄SHAZAM !⚡ 🇺🇸 (parody account)
@FestiveShazam
🇺🇸 Adult Billy Batson. ⚡ Wisdom of Solomon ⚡ Strength of Hercules ⚡ Stamina of Atlas ⚡ Power of Zeus ⚡ Courage of Achilles ⚡ Speed of Mercury MDNI18+ #DCRP
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@PrettyPurpleBat " Just dropping off something for Bruce."
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" We are done, I won't work with someone who debases me. Send your cousin my regards. "
ᛕꪖɾ ꪖ@SupergirlZorEl
“Billy, that’s adorable. Mary always said you that you had an active imagination.”
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" I am a Air Force Veteran, it is extremely disrespectful to keep referring to me as a child. "
ᛕꪖɾ ꪖ@SupergirlZorEl
“Billy, go put some Legos together kid. I’m not being paid to babysit you this weekend.”
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@SupergirlZorEl " Finally I am benefiting from your sloth instead of cleaning up your messes. "
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" I didn't die in Nam, just to be talked down to by a xeno. I don't care how gorgeous you are."
ᛕꪖɾ ꪖ@SupergirlZorEl
“Billy, that’s cute, I’m pretty sure you aren’t allowed in bars, or clubs.”
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@SupergirlZorEl " We are, let me get my coat."
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" So you reward bad behavior?"
ᛕꪖɾ ꪖ@SupergirlZorEl
“I discipline him with doggy treats. Maybe I should rethink that strategy.”
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@SupergirlZorEl " Do you not discipline him because he is one of the last living things from Krypton?"
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`₊˚ ◜𝓢𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏 sees the 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 ..
ㅤㅤㅤ 𝓘 see the 𐌕𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 ˖ ݁݁ ᳝ᯟ
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𝓚𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝓩𝒐𝒓-𝒆𝒍 ˚₊‧@las1daugh1er
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@Prettiest_Merc " My apologies for being forward and ungentlemanly."
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" I was chosen by a wizard, based on merit."
Superman's cool cousin@PartyGirlKara
“How’d you get the powers? Don’t think that’s a normal thing on Earth.”
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@RedCapeRising " The French called it the green fairy."
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