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Fever905

@Fever905

Canadian App Dev by day, chaos commentator by night. Carnivore who eats more beef than your ex. Hot takes, zero filter, occasional life-ruining wisdom.

Toronto, Canada Katılım Şubat 2010
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Fever905
Fever905@Fever905·
@HoCStaffer They hid the recession for so long by importing 4 million people in 5 years. Everyone knows what happened.
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MUSIC RADAR
MUSIC RADAR@musicradarHQ·
ICEMAN has insane replay value… actually Drake’s whole discography does.
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Fever905@Fever905·
@elbirdleaf MM2 was good for a long time. But I like this better I think.
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Bird@elbirdleaf·
I'm having a hard time trying to remember an album with this much replay value
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Fever905@Fever905·
@thedarshakrana I got a couple good shots of some here in Oakville, Ontario, Canada
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Darshak Rana ⚡️
Darshak Rana ⚡️@thedarshakrana·
The Woodpecker is the only proof that God really exists. And I'm going to prove it to you right NOW:🧵
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Fever905@Fever905·
@Tablesalt13 Didn’t they sell off all their profitable subsidiaries to Liberal insiders for below market value?
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Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸
BREAKING: Canada Post saw a $273 million loss in Q1, worst Q1 in history. Posts a liquidity and insolvency going concern. All business lines down more than 10% Cumulative losses now exceed $6.4 billion since 2018. You guys, Canada Post is dead.
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Southern Chestnut 🇺🇸
Some of you haven’t followed Vanilla Ice since the 90s and it shows. He took his one pop hit and invested in real estate. He’s actually a genius. He’s not playing the 250th fest because he needs a job, it’s the opposite. He has F-you money and does what he wants.
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Fever905@Fever905·
@TheRealShangaan Ya Drake so relatable. Got those heat seats in my Kia Soul bitch
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Fever905@Fever905·
@GodlyDevv Fucking Gucci Bucket Hat. I said what I said.
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Dev@GodlyDevv·
ask a white boy his favorite future song he gone say codeine crazy or hate the real me every time
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Fever905@Fever905·
@NobodyButNori_ Doesn’t he get an allowance from his baby mama? He caught shit for telling the Water girl she hot.
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Gemini Advocacy
Gemini Advocacy@NobodyButNori_·
Burning Bridges wouldn’t be so controversial if ppl didn’t know deep down that his music is ass 😭😭😭😭.
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Worst Boyfriend Ever
Worst Boyfriend Ever@TwinkBukowski·
Back in April I attended an "Authentic Relating" speed dating event in LA. I took molly before I went, to enhance my social skills. I wrote about the experience for my current Jewish handlers at MAMA Magazine. Link to piece below.
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kosh@KOSHvsEVERYBODY·
Drake’s first verse on Ran 2 Atlanta is so hard and whoever the girl is in the background her adlibs just makes it 10x better it’s a perfect song I can’t lie
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Fever905@Fever905·
Mostly carnivore diet. Eggs, rib eye. Ground beef. No ketchup. Chicken wings maybe once a week with a little sauce. Protein milk in my coffee it’s about 6g of sugar for the day (2/3 cup). I don’t eat beans. They turn into sugar in your stomach in addition to the sugar already in them. I get that keto ice cream from Farm Boy sometimes. I was pre diabetic so the choice I’m making is to save my brain from type 3 diabetes which is early onset dementia. I enjoy life and want to keep my brain and my eyes.
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Hollow@BuddOfCourse·
@Fever905 @SamaHoole How do you possibly manage to completely cut out SUGAR? Do you ever use ketchup? Or any sauces? Drink any juice or milk? Eat any prepared foods? Or even canned baked beans? I had a Heinz Baked Beans in Molasses for dessert last night. They come in at over 30g of sugar per can!
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Me: I don't eat sugar. Friend: Oh come on, just have one. Me: I'm alright thanks. Friend: One isn't going to kill you. Me: I know. Friend: It's not like it's heroin. Me: I know. Friend: You're being a bit extreme. Me: Possibly. Friend: Life's about balance. Me: Mm. Friend: I just think you're missing out. Me: That's alright. Friend: I could never do what you do. Me: I know. Friend: [eats the cake] Me: [doesn't] Friend: [looks slightly annoyed for reasons neither of us is going to discuss]
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Russian Princess
Russian Princess@trustfundwife·
No I can’t hangout I’m watching a niche underground indie film from the 90s starring Vincent Gallo
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Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱
On Carney’s flight to Rome they not only had “freshly squeezed orange juice” but they also had “freshly squeezed apple juice” for $308.00 I’m glad so glad we Canadians are making the necessary sacrifices so Carney can eat like a King on his plane ride.
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teen vampire, aged 40
teen vampire, aged 40@witchesflight·
I’m so sorry to keep talking abt euphoria but how realistic is it that the snake went down that hole
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uj@umeshjj7·
canada has a functional postal code system where the first letter tells you the province and toronto has so many postal codes it basically has its own area code culture.
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Fever905@Fever905·
Google Health just replaced the Fitbit app. Hey Google. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I guess I’m switching to Apple Watch now. This Fitbit is trash now.
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