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@AdobePremiere - man I love you guys but that stupid 'new' text tool sucks... I keep trying it thinking it might've improved #anticippointment (-and making the old one worse doesn't make the new one better...)

"Closet" a horror short film I wrote which was directed and filmed by @FiascoPictures is an official selection at @UnderexposedYC #horror

No, you're the puppet! #debatenight

Check your facts, folks. This is an actress named Samara Weaving from #AshVsEvilDead. This is a make-up test. Sad. twitter.com/cons_nation/st…

@GullespieJulie That can't be right... who's this really..?!

Thanks Bright Star - it's mutual, obv! twitter.com/Brightstartour…

I am here to chew gum, and sob like a little girl... #RIPRoddyPiper

@j_brorsson What? F** it, I'm getting a mac...

Boom! #Windows10 - already a hundred times better... already stoked for #Windows11

Oh yeah? Well my dentist can kill a panda with one punch.

Game of Thrones is savage

"It's gonna be hard for a duck to hold a gun" Joe Saich, 2015, setting up a military skirmish in the living room...

@GroovyBruce @WilliamShatner Don't Know about Kirk Thursday but there's definitely a "Hooker Friday"... #ImeanTJ #SendInTheNegotiator

Mav would yell "I got the need" and I'd finish his sentence, we were so close back then.#BrianWilliamsMisremembers

@IngridNews13 @WLOS_13 just one of the many ways in which I make you guys nauseous...

A little bit of magic in the chicken's water this morning... instagram.com/p/xUbihRw2v3/

#JoeCocker finally explodes. RIP, crazy ol' bugger.

Snoopy, a wooden thing from the Vatican, Santa, a T. rex, a manger and Marvin the Martian. My tree rocks.

Only on my Christmas tree does a ceramic angel and a plastic stegosaurus make perfect sense.

@IngridNews13 should also point out that the real owner of that delightful sweater is one Jason Boyer. I think he knits between shows.