EverthingIsAlreadyTaken 🍉

walk me: emma d'arcy as visenya, emma d'arcy as aegon I and emma d'arcy as rhaenys

question for the council, is using a spell that was created by a wizard who later fell to the temptations of the eternal pursuit of knowledge through lichdom considered problematic? or can i separate the spell from the spellcrafter

every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.

thank you for saving my life, traveler. here, take this. *gives you a pair of gloves that have slightly worse stats than your current pair of gloves* those were my grandfathers and you would kind of be a monster if you ever sold them

hey man, thanks for surviving the frost area of the game. here's a ring of frost resistance, it’ll help you take less frost damage in the future. Anyway good luck in the fire area. Oh no they don’t do frost damage there haha. They actually take half damage from frost weapons too

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

she’s been killing it at these ladies’ pelvic floor exercise classes

@IStoleAPie Yeah, I barely come here anymore. It doesn't even show me anything my mutuals post, so I figured everyone left 😂

@FicBrish Heyyyy! I had no idea you were still here. I hadn't srrn any tweets from you in awhile

@IStoleAPie What other socials are you on? I'm barely on here anymore

@FicBrish I miss you

r targs and all her gay children

Gay Pop Semen Hunters.

It HAS to be said that a major factor contributing to this war is the complicity of Christians in America OF ALL RACES who believe that the apocalypse must be brought about in Israel to facilitate the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. That kind of insanity cannot be reasoned with.

my little brother just randomly said to me that double jumping is real and ancient brazilians used to do it

Being a sheltered child sets you up for public humiliation and embarrassment btw! Everyone can tell you don’t go out much, don’t have the social skills, and can’t take care of yourself. If you shelter your child, you hate them, and it’s the rest of the world’s problem afterwards

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.