The Official Shannon Fiedler

Guys I have a confession. I'm afraid all this pandemic stuff might be happening because I failed to forward an email to 15 amazing women before midnight.

i dunno what heaven will be but i know there will be babaganoush

like in terms of making your drink colder

does anyone else ever get impressed by how fast ice works?

trying to make plans in December 🫠 (w/ @Fiedy13)

GUYS! My new radio show launches TONIGHT!!! Tune into Just Like Other Girls at 6:30pm on Amp!! live.onamp.com/shannonfiedler

Say what you want about Zoom meetings — the somewhat blurry, poor quality feed does wonders for my complexion.

I ordered a smoothie at the airport and it came with a side of hot sauce. Not mad, just confused.

I hope I never get famous enough that I'm asked to throw a first pitch at a baseball game.

Forget personality tests, just look at your Frequently Used emojis. Tells you all you need to know.

@StacyCarrollSw1 Love this mood board! Would definitely read

or at least some kind of loyalty program. take 9 blood tests get your 10th one free

hypochondriacs should have lower copays like c'mon we give you so much business

@jerm_cohen I 10000% fell for it

Why is BB-8 so cute she's just two soccer balls but I would GIVE MY LIFE TO SAVE HER

literally how the f does anyone know how to spell medieval (obviously spell checked this)

Once you start eating popcorn how do you stop because being full doesn't seem to be the trick

What's your favorite kind of takeout and why is it Thai?

My favorite part of the writing process is opening the document and then looking at my phone.

How did @WhiteClaw not come out with a Christmas pack of White Claus?