Dylan Arvela

googl.adultgalls.com/amanda I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? bitly.xaijo.com/malinda

shorturl.xaijo.com/beulah Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

googl.adultgalls.com/brandie How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade bitly.xaijo.com/gerald

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. shorturl.xaijo.com/beverly

googl.adultgalls.com/whitney Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. googl.adultgalls.com/glenna

bitly.xaijo.com/emma It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

shorturl.xaijo.com/stanley It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

bitly.xaijo.com/florence Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

bitly.xaijo.com/helene Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

googl.adultgalls.com/clarence I promise to love you for better until things get worse.

shorturl.xaijo.com/melvin I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing.

googl.adultgalls.com/carol It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin.

I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby. bitly.xaijo.com/patty

“Socks… they’re like… soft little canoes for your feet.” - Don Draper, having a stroke shorturl.xaijo.com/deena

googl.adultgalls.com/lloyd I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know.

googl.adultgalls.com/loraine So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie

googl.adultgalls.com/gary I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back.