Randy:the : Fifth. 🇺🇸

@Rep_Grijalva @ICEgov Deport yesterday!

This is what terrorizing our communities looks like. Yesterday, ICE detained Karla Toledo - a DACA recipient with no criminal history - after storming her house. I'm calling on @ICEgov to immediately release Karla. tucson.com/news/local/bor…

@whatsuptucson Don’t worry, Tucson will vote in the same Mexicans that are destroying this city.

Today on Sun Tran bus

@TiffanyFong Are there any zipperheads are tall?

Are any sitcoms actually funny ?

@AbigailJoyFloat @BlueChew I love this guy! I want to talk like this to my employees

@AnthonyAguero The actual Costco card

I gotta run to Costco for meal prep food. While I drive, what’s your favorite item from Costco?

@gardnerakayla @POTUS You are a dum dum🤣🤣🤣🤣

I asked @POTUS how the rising price of his ballroom (nearly x2 original estimate) and reflecting pool makeover (x7 original estimate) are any different than why he wanted to remove Fed Chair Jerome Powell for 30% cost overruns. Here’s his response:

@woahhvickyyy No you just vote democrat

Do u think I have Austim?

@TiffanyFongEtc Your kind is not allowed

Make Alcatraz great again

@cfg_504 @cryptofergani Yah and I have a four and a half .

@cryptofergani You have sources at the White House? And I have an 18” dick.

🚨WARNING - YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED My sources at the White House are telling me that the Clarity act is going to be passed this week. Public companies, banks, asset managers, your grandmothers, are all going to come knocking for a piece of the pie. The CLARITY Act passing will unlock $3 Trillion in sidelined institutional capital. The pump will be like nothing you experienced before. I will let you know when this happens. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss my alert, this is VERY important. If you don’t follow me, you might regret it.

@TiffanyFongEtc Buy sunglasses. The ones that old fukers get to cover half of face

should i buy the alcatraz jacket ?

@TiffanyFong How do you see out of your eyes?

ON MY WAY TO ALCATRAZ

@ForgiatoBlow47 Tea bag

@spond Yes

Would receiving $5000 make your week?

@AnthonyAguero Take over Cuba

This kid is a pawn. He’s a US asset attempting to pull on your heartstrings to get involved in another war.

@AnthonyAguero Yes free Cuba

The question is.. do Americans want to send Americans to fight for another foreign nation and spend billions of our tax dollar?

@otokyo__ Taking a shit

Who remembers what they were doing the morning of 9/11?

@AlexDuncanTX Agreed

We should not have to see this filth in America.

@DromasGamerHD 5000

Make a request between $30 - $8700 I’ll pay a few in dms🎉🎉🎉 Ends in 48 hours

@jamesklug Maaco

Anyone recommend (or own) a body shop in SoCal? I’m trying to repaint a car