55Inc

This is my last Christmas flying, next one I'll drive. Iykyk.

@Nyokaffiii Wamama for you guurl

Did he like...grab pregnant women off the streets and procure these abortions?

@freakin_039 You and me both bro

Adulthood siku hizi imeninyamazisha, siku. Hizi sinanga ata maoni....

@ImDan_te Leta mwingine wapatane.

Kuna dem nilileta kejani Friday akashinda the whole weekend huku, sasa asubuhi ameamka akatoka akaenda job tena amerudi huku after job....nimwambie aje atoke aende kwake? Ama kunaenda aje hapa?

@ManLofa Si Gen Z pekee, and from the fact that you can predict a girl will be trouble even before you approach has led many sensible men to avoid women altogether.

Nimekuwa hosii na naona siku izi gen z mnaogopa kukatia madem, we've lost our culture majamaa 😂

@kokiimichii Haikosi ni pale Kambiti, uko vituko ziko huko apana chesa

I heard of a story , a guy went to a club to have some fun . About an hour after he got there , enjoying his drink , he spotted a lady sitting alone at the corner oddly at ease . Strangely , the urge to approach her grew stronger , so he did . The conversation with her strangely was deep and he felt strange kind of attraction towards her . When it was time to go around 2am, he offered to drop her . When they got to her place just outside the gate , she gave him her phone number to contact her . The following morning ,he called but it was picked by her parents . They told him their daughter died three years ago after being stabbed in a club . They told him he was not the first guy to call ..

@legendaryhamudi @wdennis254 @anj_116_ Ndo nashangaa uyu champe anasema nini, ama kuna Faw zingine hatumesei

@FiftyFiveInc @wdennis254 @anj_116_ Faw imekaa 20 yrs huyo ukipanda unapata tetanus.

This guy @legendaryhamudi doubts the Howo Max. I tell him the Max clears his P410 and his 3340 clean haamini until I told him what is under the hood. Ni Mbayaaaaa! Apana Chesaaaaa

Bro to bro: don't get shot over a b!tch, yes even your sister coz wtf is this 😭😔😂

@RKosiom @_Carbonite @_enocck @GranvilleSoi Dogo ya dogo tu kwenye rhumba, vako za kibudaa. I stan!

Return Leg: Eldoret → Nairobi in the Suzuki Escudo First order of the day: Packed fresh farm produce onto the Escudo. The prophecy about city people taking shopping worth 2K and returning with farm produce 10 times more was fulfilled today😅.

God bless that woman.

Customers easily become friends than friends become customers.

Argentina.

@Spartan_Bubble 🤣🤣

Back then dads had 4–5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4–5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

@wdennis254 @anj_116_ @legendaryhamudi Faw 20yrs jomba? Engine hatukatai ni kimoda, body on the other hand, story for another day.

@FiftyFiveInc @anj_116_ @legendaryhamudi Mnajua kitu mnasema kweli? Butali sugar and Kabras hutumia FAW na zimekaa more than 20years. Funny thing MAN zilikua most zilikufa

If my mum hadn’t called this morning to remind me she brought me into this world, I might’ve let today slide by unnoticed. Grateful. Alhamdulillah 🙏🏾

Guys who say SHA doesn't work are not very sincere. Recently, my folk accrued a bill of KES 500K. SHA came through-they made my brothers and sisters contribute money, something they never did before. Hapa nje watu huficha pesa!

@Griz_zly8 Nlifanya ivi mzae akanitishia kunieka stenje buana😭🤣

During my prime campus days apo 2.1 during weekends nilikua nafanya wira ya udonda,kuna dere wa Nicco sacco alikuanga ananishtua natokea tao early in the morning tunapiga Thika road to and from Tao adi late night alafu ananikanja doo fiti sana

@justTristy @FiftyFiveInc

Leo niko very free mdrop hizo handles niwafuate

@_Nyamburaaaaaa A day at a time works like magic. I'm on day 184. Ngenete ta bom!

Day 29 guys 🥺.

@_Nyamburaaaaaa Woi wa matha nìkìì

Huyu na yeye ataniua na how was your day zake za matakataka😭

Babu Owino to vie for Nairobi gubernatorial seat under a new party. Q: So there'll be a new party? Babu: That, I can assure you, 100%, definitely. ODM does not exist; sahii tuko na lemon. Owino says Linda Mwananchi will have a candidate on the ballot in 2027. #FixingTheNationNTV @NationFmKE @EricLatiff @MariamBishar @blinkypenguin