- puts on a fake Welsh accent to be more trustworthy
- nobody buys it
- gets votes at the roundtable anyway
- everyone else votes out the actual Welsh person
- has to keep doing the accent
Beautiful piece of television #TheTraitors
ARE POETS GHOSTS?
We look at the evidence:
Small audiences ✅
Demanding attention ✅
Unsettling noises ✅
Cryptic warnings ✅
Lack of finance ✅
Lack of substance ✅
Soul trapped in a dimly lit realm ✅
Always bloody emerging ✅
i LOVE submitting to lit mags it's like if christmas happened multiple times on random days of the year and there's only a 1% chance you'll get presents bc the other 99% of the time santa just like shows up to shoot you in the leg
I'm nervous to share this intimate poem about the ways my neurodivergent six-year old loves & interacts with a world that struggles to understand him & grateful to @FlypaperLit & especially @LookingAtLilacs for giving it this space to sing. flypaperlit.com/poetry