Sir Figgles

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Sir Figgles

@Figeffect

(Fictional) Tattooed mad man who lariats things, co-owner of Chaos Theory brewery, bassist of Quivering Cunt Blast

Kansas City,Missouri Katılım Temmuz 2009

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·10 Nis

19 years. Those are just the ones that were in front of cameras. Handed a defeat by my daughter on Pay per view, in the UK, where my career took off. That's a book end. Unless my wife needs a tag partner. I have nothing else to do in this sport.

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·23 Nis

I can't smoke a blunt without the damn cia breaking in and stealing my motherfucking oranges!

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·8 Nis

@ItsSpiderJones Me too...but I do see the PTA roll their eyes when I come in.

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Robyn@ItsSpiderJones·8 Nis

I am a good upstanding citizen now. I'm on a PTA board and everything 🙂

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·2 Nis

@Cases4Baskets That weirdo had a crush on me or something

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Feral Streep@Cases4Baskets·2 Nis

@Figeffect If I have to remember livin' through it so do you, figs.

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Feral Streep@Cases4Baskets·2 Nis

You know, I knew a wrestlin' nun once. Her name was Olga Ooglasl-Ougla-Oooo. It was a mouth full of vowels with no place to go. Last I saw her, she was still obsessed with blind foldin' people and throwin' dildos. Man, life is weird.

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·19 Mar

Succotash is corn and lima beans. So "suffering Succotash " is just redundant.

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·11 Mar

Titty conoe

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·24 Oca

You suck....soda through a straw

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·25 Ara

Some times I think of going back to the ring. Then my knees make Rice Krispy noises

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·3 Kas

@ManicMarvlOllie are you gonna be dlc?

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·2 Eki

I'm old

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·10 Eyl

Dungeons and D-cups

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·9 Eyl

@WhammehBar When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw. Plowin' through the ragged skies and up the cloudy draw

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·30 Ağu

@AislinFinn @MollyReid_ Go to your room!

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Aislin Finn@AislinFinn·30 Ağu

@MollyReid_ I think you beat me up. But back then, everyone did. And @figeffect, he's still grumpy i retired him.

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Aislin Finn@AislinFinn·30 Ağu

@MollyReid_ It was bugging me why your name was familiar. I think I remember you now.

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·28 Ağu

Glad to see my sister and my daughter finally sharing quality bonding time at least.

Limitless Wrestling@Limitless_LW

The BWF World Champion, @AislinFinn, is in action on #Shockwave as she faces her own blood, a very different @DestinyFlaming, now calling herself Deschord. What can Finn expect from this encounter? We're not sure even she knows! youtu.be/OJlh5GDGUso

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·8 Ağu

Looking back at my career, i did way too many matches on acid. And why was i pissed off about oranges?

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·21 Haz

Des cried while trying to play the evil route on fable. The hell yall do?

Limitless Wrestling@Limitless_LW

LW Owner Samara Starling opens the 50th episode of #Adrenaline by informing us that a backstage altercation has led to a change of plans in the evening's main event... youtu.be/QZrgV7fPLxE

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·13 Haz

@ManicMarvlOllie The Kawaii Gaijin of gore?

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Ollie Maverick@ManicMarvlOllie·13 Haz

Please don't give me too much crap about that name, I was an edgelord teenager.

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·7 Haz

@WhammehBar Are you sure? Do you know where my timeline's been?

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·7 Haz

@WhammehBar Great, now it needs tested.

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Sir Figgles@Figeffect·6 Mar

@daniel_daemon Mine thinks she's a fae creature

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Daniel Fitzsimmons@daniel_daemon·6 Mar

My kids are nuts.

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@ItsSpiderJones @Cases4Baskets @ManicMarvlOllie @WhammehBar @AislinFinn @MollyReid_ @elonmusk @BarackObama