I love Kyle Stowers

@Marlins @moewagnerf2l Caissie and Marsee need to go to Jacksonville and get there bearings down

Final: Orioles 9, Marlins 7

@IcyVert Keep my team out yo fuckin mouth dork

please relocate this team or something

Praise the lord

This shit is blasphemous, 10 gallons was like 17 dollars a month ago

Oh my god they actually did it

Good morning I’m shit canned, fuck Bryson stott

Joe Mack gets the call 📞 Call up brought to you by @TMobile

@Marlins @MiamiSportMedia Him next please

We've made the following roster moves:

@FishOnFirst He can work on that down in Jacksonville

Paddack: “We found some things that we’re trying to work on mechanically with my lower half to bump up some velocity, and it was the complete opposite today” His four-seamer averaged only 91.3 mph vs. the Phillies.

@Mardevicre “Chad Innings Eater” and all he does is go 5 innings and give up 6 runs each time

Last thing I'll rant about Paddack cuz I'm tired. They brought Paddack in to "eat innings", and he's the Marlins SP with the least IP, and by a wide margin: Sandy: 47.1 IP in 7 games Eury: 36.1 in 7 Max: 37.0 in 7 Junk: 33.0 in 6 Paddack: 30.2 in 7 Braxton has 26.1 in 5 Snelling has 29.0 in 6 Just get rid of him. He's useless.

Demon Joe Mack getting called up 🗣️‼️

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

@flasportsbuzz @IsaacAzout This fuckin guy

I asked McCullough if Paddack will make his next start or whether the organization has a decision to make with him. Without hesitating, McCullough said Paddack will make his next start: "Outside of today, Chris has thrown the ball well."

New day, I still hate Bryson stott

@ilovethesausage In there like swim wear

Do I dare? #green

FINAL: Marlins 4, Phillies 0

@MLB @moewagnerf2l @Marlins That guy fucks

Max Meyer twirled a gem in Miami 💎 He only allowed ONE hit while striking out seven 🔥

@Marlins @nunn_norby Known power hitter Xavier Edwards

Solved for X

New study shows Gen Z prefers watching Caleb Downs highlights over sex. (Per Oxford)

I’ve seen enough trade him to the Yankees