Richie McCaw (parody)

@MaryRoseFrew @jonnyjamesjones @ChrisLXXXVI Pencils don’t break if you don’t fistgrip and crush them into the abyss. A well-adjusted adult can hold a pencil regularly and not have this issue.

@jonnyjamesjones @ChrisLXXXVI Pencils that constantly break are reliable? You are kidding aren’t you? It was part of the ploy. As for corruption, it’s goes back before we were born.

@Dexerto The crocodile tears are so cringeworthy. She just does not care at all.

‘Hawk Tuah’ girl, Haliey Welch, broke down into tears while talking about the alleged rugpull of her coin

@crewedave1 @leaseM_87 @916_stevo Sutherland would have been out in single figures against men’s bowlers. She wouldn’t have been good enough to go on the Men’s board.

@leaseM_87 @916_stevo Why do we have separate games for men and women anyway? Surely if you're good enough to go on the board you're good enough not to need special treatment

The amount of fragile men that are offended that Annabel Sutherland’s name is up on the MCG honour board is insane. ‘There should be different boards for men and women’ WHY? It’s an Australian player scoring a test century at the MCG. I’m so bloody sick of this shit. #Ashes

@shea67927984 Knowing you and those you associate with, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest

Oh no I was just looking at some old photos and I just discovered one of my best mates Sam is a NAZI!!! 😩🤯

@jacko19921 @amy_sargeant_ Thank you

@FilthyRichieMc @amy_sargeant_ Brisbane

Huge crowd assembled today for Meanjin transphobe rally! They’ve almost cracked five people this time!

@amy_sargeant_ @NotNoxu Yeah, people generally want an answer when they ask a question.

@NotNoxu @FilthyRichieMc and you just responded exactly how he wanted you to..

@NotNoxu @amy_sargeant_ Thank you, I appreciate the actual answer.

@FilthyRichieMc @amy_sargeant_ God they're insufferable, it's the Brisbane area.

@namurascal52029 @amy_sargeant_ Perfect, that’s starting to narrow it down a little bit. Still a bit vague though, can you be a bit more precise?

@amy_sargeant_ 🤩🥸

@FilthyRichieMc 🤤

@amy_sargeant_ I don’t use google, thanks for the suggestion though. I’m glad I’ve got someone like you to help me though, otherwise I wouldn’t find out

@FilthyRichieMc Awesome, a quick google search should help

@amy_sargeant_ I’m being serious, I’m all for using indigenous names, I don’t know where this is

@FilthyRichieMc Right here

@warrentredrea Fuck off you vapid cunt.

Poor form sledging an all time great.

@lavosaurus Incorrect.

While I don’t love the way Danielle Collins acted, I do think it is interesting to see the reaction to behaviour that is not that dissimilar from the way countless male tennis players have acted over the years

@Frissy8 @RodrigoWFS @BastienFachan No.

@FilthyRichieMc @RodrigoWFS @BastienFachan Weird take...did u think you saying u don't like Keys was a flex?

The one-sided beef with Iga is/was forced, but shutting down an obnoxious local crowd at a Grand Slam will never not be iconic I fear

@osorieescu @Adelela_22 No conviction.

@Adelela_22 this is you thanking a domestic violence abuser btw gtfoh “appalling”

look I didn’t even watch the match but Australians crying about Collins’ behaviour when Kyrgios has been their poster boy for the last decade is hilarioussss

@BastienFachan @Roksanche This is iconic. Talking about holidays and prize money is not.

@RodrigoWFS @BastienFachan I’m attending the open on Saturday/Sunday to specifically cheer against Collins. I don’t even really like Keys.

@BastienFachan When it was Medvedev people found it iconic On the other hand Collins is deemed arrogant and disrespectful. The double standard

@Investoor88 @SardineTruther @Melbourne_says Spoken like a guy that has never lived in Melbourne

@SardineTruther @Melbourne_says Sydney is currently better than Melbourne. Melbourne has s good spell but our mate Dan really stuffed things up.

Sydney is the greatest city in the world. I have lived in both cities; Melbournites cling to the bullshit of 'better coffee' in the same manner it clings to an early 2010 era of relevancy characterised by insufferable Chet Faker-lites that have now discovered dance music. They are uglier, they are poorer, their public transport is bad and their coffee is worse. Sydneychads stay winning.

@bobkattercloset There’s nothing out of place about sun safety in the country with the highest rate of melanoma on the planet.

Love when city folk wear Akubras it’s always incredibly out of place