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Final Lychee

@FinalLychee

29 Hobby Guitarist. Loves DB, Street Fighter (mainly 3rd Strike), Evangelion and Vocaloid. Can and will relate anything to a Simpsons gag.

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ハルヒって付き合ったらアニオタ許容してくれるのだろうか笑
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#亞北ネル
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
This isnt even a me thing, prefering to use the kitchen alone is such a common thing there's even memes about it.
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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
Do you guys live on Seasame Street or something? I've probably had maybe two roommates I've been able to cook at the same time with let alone being okay with me cooking for and eating with them.
Z@z_clochette

@FinalLychee That's because you're meant to eat together. If you're going to have dinner at the same time, you might aswell save money and time and act like you like the people you share a house with.

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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
@ReutermoJP And it's not about what's "a lot." I've cooked meals with multiple imgrediants that have taken hours too. The point is if you're living with other people you should try and not hold up the kitchen.
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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
@ReutermoJP I've already explained you can make simple nutricious meals using like 3 fresh ingrediants. Everyone getting mad at me is acting like they're too good to eat anything that isnt a recipe that requires step by step instructions.
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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
Living with with housemates the amount of times I've had to either wait until like 9:PM to cook or go get take out because every asshole insists on being "le chef" and cooking some elaborate 9 ingrediant hour long meal.
kate@normal_regimiro

i hate living with housemates because you always end up with these antisocial freaks that silently resent you for stuff like Using The Kitchen because you eat actual food instead of a frozen pizza every night forever

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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
Why the fuck do you need to "gather ingrediants" while living in a share house? Just cook some meat and vegetables and get out.
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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
This is like people who insist they need the latest most expensive Iphone to make calls.
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Final Lychee@FinalLychee·
I've been cooking my own meals since I was a teenager. It should not take that long even with prep and cleaning if you're cooking actual basic meals. It's not my fault you cant comprehend anything simpler than some dish that requires 15 different types of chopped onion.
donna wichkreig sr@barometerboy

@FinalLychee @normal_regimiro add prep, cleaning, gathering ingredients etc and you can clearly see how dinner can take at least 1 hr. 30 min w the kitchen clean after? maybe if you’re making like chicken quesadillas. also stop larping you’ve never cooked in ur life and you’ve clearly proven that to everyone

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