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don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me tyra banks: but i only have 9 pictures in my hands tyra banks: and they're all of me, lol

rt if ur a turtle

do u ever want to grab someone in ur class and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper shut the fuck up

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i dont even know why i bother developing crushes if im just going to stare at u from a distance everyday until i mentally break up with you

“on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.” omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

have u ever had a romantic dream about someone u know & woke up with a huge temporary crush on them & you’re like where DID THIS COME FROM

does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house or is it just me

im not saying im beyonce or anything but.. have u ever seen us in the same room together? thought so

the day someone loves me like Josh Hutcherson loves Jennifer Lawrence in The Hunger Games that'll be the day

I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG DID I SCARE THEM AWAY DID I OFFEND U IM SO SORRY

hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

i always forget that days after christmas exist? like it goes 24th 25th 1st

"mom i’ve had it. i’m dropping out" "excuse me" "i’m done with fake bitches. the hw. all of it. done" "ur in 2nd grade" "no one gets me"

*lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

I DONT THINK U GET IT IF U TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT BOOSTS HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER SO IF U FIND A GIRL PRETTY GROW A SET & TELL HER

me: oh thats cute *checks price tag* me: no its not

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit