Finger Pistols

Mouth breathing Indians calling you buddy or mate can fuck right off, I'm not mates with rapist taxi drivers

Fuck it. We need more real estate agents and recruitment agencies

Sick of these immigrants not speaking English and working hospitality roles. Ching Chong Ching Chong

@LeoniScorse @JohnScorse @zach_smith7 @betr_au Thanks plenty leoni

@FingerPistols69 @JohnScorse @zach_smith7 @betr_au

Tips for today’s meeting at Canberra are on the @betr_au App, Good Luck, Happy Easter 🐣

@2unitspodcast @Sultan_Racing Can't wait for it to autoplay conspiracy theories after doing form

@2unitspodcast @Sultan_Racing About time

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@JohnScorse @betr_au Can someone please screenshot them 🤞

@JohnScorse @zach_smith7 @betr_au

@zach_smith7 @betr_au Under betr specials on the home page Zack

For the memory bank

Canara can't even win at Ipswich

@braddavo @MarlowLuke @hkdarren

Spare a thought for the caller at Quirindi tomorrow if no.1 and 6 fight out the finish of Race 5 😅 @MarlowLuke @hkdarren

@ProvenTbreds @ghall27 @winkbokbok

Press Release: Vale THINK ABOUT IT🕊️

@winkbokbok @BarstoolBigCat Fax

@BarstoolBigCat I had Bijan vs Stafford and Puka - shouldn’t have been close but got done at the fkn post

I know no one cares about your fantasy team but I want to see some heartbreaking finals. I’m talking half a point or less

Weird, no Chinese 'Australians' at the cricket?

@AndrewNJHawkins That clearly won't happen though will it bud

If Australia is demoted to Part II of the Blue Book, it would mean that any black type race would just be considered a Listed race globally - from the Cox Plate and The Everest to the Kalgoorlie Cup, they'd all be considered the same.

Fat indian chick security guard, am I in Fort Knox?

That Leigh bloke reckons he's the only one who works with fuckheads

Male traffic controllers all look like pedo's

@Rory_Flanagan Where can I get that at 6:30am, thats given me a stiffy

Kick off Cox Plate day with the essentials: Banh mi with extra meat, double crispy shallots, extra chilli + iced coffee

@2yotipping Jockeys ease em down and a $71 pop bolts into second for a .8 length victory #everytime

Anyone have a stat on TAB +1 length promos? Genuinely think they’ve all lost 😬