the finite physicist

Physics Q&A: Ask me your questions about physics and I will respond in a way that seems correct on the surface but is actually fundamentally misleading!

This is my last tweet here. Now that the bit is up and the joke is over, I should finally reveal who I was. My name is Radha (@rmastand), a particle physicist at Berkeley. I enjoy hard-sphere scattering both in and out of the lab! Was fun! Follow me on blue sky.

One giveaway that somebody is terminally online is that they prefer ranked choice voting to approval voting

I'm done being balanced. from now on it's 100% yin for me. "inside one there are seeds of the other" not within me, I'm locked in.

in these trying times let's all take a moment to remember the person most affected by this year's election results: Grover Cleveland, who lost the sole interesting thing about his life

i am going to become the Median Voter

I bet Kevin Greif (@greif_kevin) $100 in 2024 USD that by 2075 we will know to 5 sigma that dark matter is at least 10% qcd axion

STATISTICS FACT: the election outcomes are 50-50. since there are two outcomes so they each have a 50% chance of happening.

just saw some crazy guy jump into the river in Paris, he's inseine

checking to see if ***** **** ********** reads all my tweets

handing out FACTOR meals for Halloween instead of candy

@frogs4girls @bamboo_master_m yeah

@bamboo_master_m @FinitePhysicist that’s not true

what does it mean when somebody says they work a 925. what is a 925.

please be patient, this is my first life im still learning

we should bring back physicists wearing capes

Why do they use Chris in the thumbnail. Doesn't he have a terrible ending who is trying to emulate him

i love wearing merch from universities I've never attended. wouldn't be caught dead wearing merch from my actual university.

"Wanted to look important" my guy that's John Preskill he's already important

Is it bad practice to have "Look upon my words, ye me mighty, and despair" at the very top of my CV

except good

they're gonna make a BobbyBroccoli video about me one day